#270: JOEPISODE: ONCE UPON A JOE - NOBODY CARES ABOUT ORPHANS
Join your storytelling trio of the APDC as they review “Once Upon A Joe,” from the 1986 classic animated series G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero!
Stop being so logical!!! Joepisode!! Some Buzz Dixon snark!! MacGuffin Labs!! I’m an orphan, nobody will miss me!!! Chunky Viper!! Great shootin’, Shipwreck!! Amish Joe!!! Breath mint or candy mint?! Hamburger mine?! Fun-ass fairies!! In the Real World! Iconic Joement!!! Script Deviations!!! The strong always win!!!
- 10:10 - SHOUT OUTS
- 11:24 - COCKTAIL
- 18:50 - JOE PRESENT UNBOXING
- 23:19 - REVIEW
- 01:25:08 - IN THE REAL WORLD
- 01:35:00 - RATE THE SCHEME
- 01:39:25 - ICONIC JOEMENT
JIGGER, BEAKER & GLASS
Since this is a Bryan Jones Joepisode, you know he’d provide us a drink. Today we have:
THE SEVEN SAMURI
For this cocktail you will need:
Half a can of 7up
6 oz. (180 ml)
2 shot of seagrams 7
I’m presuming it is a standard shot - 1.5 oz. so you will need 3 oz. or 120 ml
1 ounce (30 ml) of sake cold
Add maraschino cherries as many as you want for flavor
Japan has a cherry blossom festival. Which has long passed. I thought this episode would come out around Springtime. And samurai. 7 and 7 , plus sake. I kinda picked the intro because of the Japanese-inspired cocktail.
Thanks, Mike Seibert!

