#79: THE EYES HAVE IT

#79: THE EYES HAVE IT

Join the sweet and sticky crew of the Autopod Decepticast as they bathe in cotton-candy in the middle of a dance floor while reviewing the 79th minute of 1986's The Transformers: The Movie.

Bathed in Autobot Essence!!! Toni Braxton!! Hammer space!! Arcee's terrible transformation!! Rodimus and crew crash out of the eye!! But which eye is it?!! Unicron: “You cannot destroy my . . . . destinyyyyyy!!!” KABOOM!!! Script Deviations: Webbed Cybertronian Moons!!

You got the Touch!

“There goes our meal ticket.”

Beet field crash! I love this movie, you guys.

Okay, we weren’t “wrong,” H.H. crashes into a country club golf course area. Also though, this scene…AAAAAGHHH!

This movie is great. Go watch it.

  That is clearly a left eye.

That is clearly a left eye.

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“I took a bath in Matrix energy…and then I…my skin is so much softer…and then I exfoliated with Autobot Essence…whatever.”

#79.5: MOVIE NIGHT

#79.5: MOVIE NIGHT

#78: UNICRONENBERG

#78: UNICRONENBERG

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