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      <image:caption>Jim Sorenson &amp; Chris McFeely take you beyond good, beyond evil, beyond your wildest imagination! ClubCon TFNation 2022.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here is the entire Twitter summary thread on TFW2005 I used as a framework for our episode.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #261: CODE OF HERO - THE SAD ONE - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #261: CODE OF HERO - THE SAD ONE - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #260: BAD SPARK - X MARKS THE BOT - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #260: BAD SPARK - X MARKS THE BOT - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #260: BAD SPARK - X MARKS THE BOT - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Here’s the recipe from Jigger, Beaker, and Glass. Don’t make this. Or do, and make it better. ALSO! A bonus showing of the Ransack I did for a cornerstone of a TF: REANIMATED issue.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #259: OTHER VISITS PT 2 - AUTO-HAS-DECEPTI-BROS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Millennium Dome looks a lot like the alien seed ship in this episode. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Dome</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>TFCon Chicago! Be there and be square!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #257: MAXIMAL, NO MORE - THE BILLY ZANE ONE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE CAPE ROYAL CORPSE REVIVER COCKTAIL Today we’re having a variation on a Corpse Reviver cocktail, of which there are many recipes, all intended to be a “hair of the dog” cocktail. And if you don’t know what that means, good for you, because it’s the ludicrous term for drinking a hangover away. I don’t recommend this. Although it does make you feel better. So non-recommend recommendation, I guess.  The Corpse Reviver group of cocktails first appeared in 1861 in Punch Magazine. Usually a Corpse Reviver is a strong spirit like Gin or Brandy, with a herbal liqueur like vermouth, but this one is pretty different and I saw it on Andres Erickson’s cocktail YouTube channel, which of course I’ll post the video on our webpage. It comes from the book “Cafe Royal Cocktail Book” by William J. Tarling in 1937. This is the only one I’ve seen with sparkling wine included.  For this cocktail you will need: 1⁄2 oz / 15 ml Cognac 1⁄4 oz / 7 ml Grenadine   1⁄2 oz / 15 ml Fresh Lemon Juice   1⁄2 oz / 15 ml Fresh Orange Juice   3 oz / 90 ml Dry Sparkling Wine Add all ingredients, save the sparkling wine, and shake with ice. Double strain into a chilled claret glass or coupe, and top with the wine. No garnish.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dinobot riding Rattrap is silly and never stops being silly. Just walk!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Darla, the dog in Silence of the Lambs and The Burbs. She passed in 1992 at the ripe old age of 16. Great actor.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Patrick Barry, the writer of this episode of BW. Just bein’ a white dude. http://www.patrickseanbarry.com/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have scaled down this recipe for 3-5 servings, because the original makes like 7 liters, or 2 gallons. Punch in this time was basically like a house drink for everyone. So for this cocktail you will need: 11 oz (320 ml) Jamaican rum, or half and half Jamaican rum and Bacardi I just used half Appleton Estate and half Bacardi Rum cocktails really change depending on the style of rum you use Water: 11 oz  5 oz (150 ml) Brandy or Cognac 3 oz (90 ml) Peach Brandy Lime juice: 5 oz ≈ 150 ml Sugar: 2 oz ≈ 55 g Back in Baker’s day thy would dissolve the sugars in the spirits and then add a big block of ice for the water, but you could just add everything above at once and stir until the sugar dissolves. It will readily in that much liquid. Then pop it in the fridge. Alternatively, you could do something cool like add half the amount of cold water, then freeze the rest into like a bundt cake pan mold or something, embedded with cut citrus wheels, and then put it into the punch as guests arrive.  I can see this being a fun party punch nowadays. I will say, the old way was almost more responsible, because the punch started out strong and diluted over time with that big block of ice slowly melting.  Pour into a punchbowl and ladle out into an appropriately 19th Century punch glass, and enjoy.  I just wanna make a small point here, that since the booze measurements are pretty static, you could try this a whole bunch of ways depending on what you and your friends like. The ABV of the drink is about 17%.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE APEROL SPRITZ For this cocktail you will need: 2 oz. (60 ml) Aperol Which is an Italian bitter aperitif, certainly less bitter than Campari, with rhubarb and citrus notes. It’s lovely.  2 oz. of Prosecco sparkling wine Club soda Fill a wine glass with ice, add Aperol and Prosecco, then fill with club soda. Garnish with a wedge of orange.  And I should have bought individual Prosecco bottles, but I had a full bottle already chilled in the fridge, so I used that - in short, there’s a lot more sparkling wine over there.  BUAD</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just For Him is a tobacco and “men’s gifts,” i.e. hats and golf stuff, shop that has been in Springfield, MO since 1989. It’s actually a really nice place with great staff. If a terrible sign, but very tight logo. http://www.justforhim.com</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER &amp; GLASS For this episode and the next I decided on just some light, hopefully refreshing, Caleb, cocktails for the dog days of summer. Today we’re having: THE PALOMA - JETT-STYLE For this cocktail you will need: 2 oz. (60 ml) tequila blanco ½ oz. (15 ml) fresh lime juice ~ 4 oz. (120 ml) of grapefruit soda Traditionally this Mexican cocktail is made with Jarritos grapefruit soda, which I have some of to try. Squirt is also popular. But because I’m awesome and silly, I decided to make my own grapefruit soda, because I wanted the grapefruit to really pop. That’s a soda joke. I made my own grapefruit soda, is what I’m saying. Because I don’t think commercially available GF soda tastes very grapefruity.  8 ½ oz. (250 ml) fresh ruby red grapefruit juice 1 oz. (60 ml) agave syrup 16 oz. (500 ml) club soda Add all ingredients except soda in a shaker and shake with ice Strain into a large rocks or Collins glass over fresh ice and top with grapefruit soda Garnish with a grapefruit slice. A pinch of salt is also recommended. BUAD</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE 100 YEAR OLD CIGAR We have ANOTHER BUAD cocktail for this episode, this time from our patron and friend Josh, who writes:  “Hey gents! As part of my self care health routine, I always do a dry-out at the beginning of the year. I don't drink until Easter. Then I spend the rest of the year drinking at a Humphrey Bogartian rate. As such, I pick my first cocktail of the year with great care and my 2025 selection is The 100 Year Old Cigar!” So I’m gonna go ahead and say, these measurements, in all versions of this cocktail, are so annoying. Because American measures are based on a full pour as 2 oz. and then quarter ounces down. That comment is in no way a slight on Josh, because this is literally the recipe Milliliters are definitely the way to go in this cocktail. 1 2⁄3 (50 ml) oz Caribbean blended rum aged 6-10 years  1⁄2 oz (30 ml) Bénédictine D. O. M. liqueur  1⁄2 oz Cynar (or other carciofo amaro)  1⁄6 oz (5 ml) Islay Scotch (Laphroaig is my usual)  And that’s what we’re using today, I know you’re excited, Caleb 1 dash Angostura Aromatic Bitters Absinthe (a rinse or a spray)  Josh says, “Rinse the chilled glass with absinthe (swirl to coat and discard excess or use a spray to coat). Stir other ingredients with ice. Strain into absinthe-rinsed glass. Josh goes on to say, “I love this one but it's a delicate balance. It's easy to overdo the Benedictine and it's also important to use a bitters you really like as it plays a big role. I also like to plop in a cocktail cherry for a little bright sweetness but that's just me! Enjoy!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Since this episode opens up on the ocean, I thought we should have something to stave off the scurvy. I remember this being quite popular in the summer when we worked at the club. Today we have: THE SALTY DOG For this cocktail you will need: 2 oz. (60 ml) vodka or gin I went with gin because aside from Bloody Marys, I don’t really see the point of drinking vodka, and according to my research the origination of this cocktail in the 1920s used gin 3 oz. (90 ml) fresh grapefruit juice You can build this drink in a glass if you suck, but since there’s fruit juice involved it demands to be shaken, in my mind. It’s not a complicated drink, but we gots to have some law. Rub some lime juice on the glass and rim with salt. Basically this drink is just a Greyhound with a salt rim. Strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice and I garnished it with a sprig of rosemary, which I think is a really fun addition, scent wise, with the grapefruit.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #242: CALL OF THE WILD - BEASTY BOYS WARS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Beast Wars Mission Fortune Teller. If you need more instruction, see here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CODnVX7VAZ8</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #242: CALL OF THE WILD - BEASTY BOYS WARS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thanks again for the wonderful book, Argonus Prime! https://www.amazon.com/Ill-Drink-That-Broadways-Legendary/dp/168188965X</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #242: CALL OF THE WILD - BEASTY BOYS WARS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE BULLSHOT Inspired by Noel Coward From the book: In the 60s, the playwright switched to a fashionable drink of the period called The Bullshot. Invented in the mid-1950s at the Caucus Club in Detroit when a Campbell’s Soup executive wanted a way to sell more beef consomme. Coward would drink the Bullshot for the rest of his life. When the Queen Mother came to visit Coward for lunch at his Jamaica estate in 1965, he introduced her to the drink: “She had two and was delighted.” We all know the Queen was notorious for her love of cocktails. On a personal note I would also like to add that Coward was a fantastic dresser just like me; so many awesome suits. But that’s just potatoes, Smitty, here comes the gravy: On to the cocktail! For The Bullshot you will need: 1 ½ oz. (45 ml) vodka 3 oz. (90 ml) chilled beef bouillon 1 dash Worcestershire sauce ¼ oz. (7.5 ml) lemon juice Celery salt and pepper “Pop some ice cubes into a cocktail shaker, add all the ingredients, and shake for 6-8 seconds. Strain into a copper mug, if you have one, although a glass will do the trick. Serve with impeccable manners.”  It’s basically a sideways Bloody Mary. So it’s great we’re recording in the morning; it’s for breakfast! So thank you so much, Argonus, for the book, I love it; that was very generous of you. I’ll be peppering in cocktails from this book going forward. And, listener, if you’d like to BUAD, or send me a book…or buy us a drink you can do so by sending us $5 on PayPal to @apoddcast, tell me what you would like me to make, maybe why, and I will make that cocktail on a future episode becasue I cannot make it on a past one!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is just Jett, starring in a 1970s ad for alcohol.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>She Stoops to Conquer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/She_Stoops_to_Conquer</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #241: SPIDER'S GAME - 2024 HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have a fun holiday BUAD for this episode, boys. This one comes from our buddy Alex M, and it is: THE WHITE RUSSIAN MILKSHAKE Since this is a blender, ice cream based drink, the measurements may vary depending on how strong you want it and what kind of ice cream you’re using.  2 oz. (60 ml) vodka 1 oz. (30 ml) coffee liqueur 2 scoops vanilla ice cream I used Costco’s Kirklands super premium variety It’s delicious. Very high in fat. Combine all ingredients in a blender and do your thing. If it’s too thick add a little bit of cream or milk. Or water if you’re crazy.  So thank you, Alex, for buying us a drink. And if you’d like to BUAD, listener you can do so by sending us 5 doll hairs to @apoddcast on PayPal. Put in the notes what you’d like me to make, maybe why, anything interesting you’d like to say or plug and I will make that cocktail on a future episode because I cannot…make it on a past one!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2024-12-01</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Since we’re steeped in the high holidays when this episode comes out, I decided to do my version of Mulled Wine for us today. We sort of did this back on Ep#197 around this time in 2022, but that one was Smoking Bishop, specifically Charles Dickens’ version, which is mentioned in A Christmas Carol, and the recipe was from his memoirs. The ancient Romans had a version they called Hippocras. But this is the way I make it.  MULLED WINE 1 bottle (750 ml) Bordeaux wine 1 cup (340 ml) apple brandy, Applejack, or cognac, if you prefer These spices are to taste, so feel free to improvise ¼ tsp fresh grated ginger ¼ tsp fresh grated nutmeg ¼ tsp all-spice 2 cinnamon sticks ¼ cup (35 g) brown sugar 3 oranges 1 apple 1 lemon 1 lime Whole cloves Stud two of the oranges with 5-6 cloves each. Core the apple and pack with some brown sugar. Bake the studded oranges and apple at 350F (176C) for 60-90 minutes. Set aside until cool. Heat the remaining ingredients over low heat until simmering. Squeeze and add the juice of the cooked oranges. Slice the cooked apple, remaining orange, lemon, lime into thick rounds and add to wine.  Serve in a heat-tolerant glass and enjoy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L._Ron_Hubbard</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #239: JOEPISODE: THE WRONG STUFF - I AM MR. C - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have another BUAD cocktail for this one! From our most frequent participant, and they asked if we could have it on our next Joepisode. That’s right, it’s a Bryan Jones original! We have: THE CAPTAIN KANGAROO This is a type of Boilermaker drink. In America, there are two types of Boilermakers, and it traces its origins back to miners in Butte, Montana, in the 1890s. It’s a shot of whiskey and a pint of beer. One method is to shoot the whiskey and chase it with beer, which you then drink normally. The other is to mix the two by dropping the shot into the beer, which is the method Bryan outlines here. But instead of whiskey, we have: 1 oz. (30 ml) Captain Morgan’s rum 8 oz. (240 ml) of Foster’s beer Pour the beer into a glass and drop in the shot. As to the creation of this drink, Bryan says, “Captain Morgan, Foster’s is Australian for beer, Australia has kangaroos, thus Captain Kangaroo. This was invented from reverse engineering and coming up with funny names. If possible, put it on the next Dough for Joe episode.” It’s a pretty clever name. So thank you Bryan for buying us a drink, and if you, listener, would like to BUAD, just send 5 doll hairs to ApodDcast on PayPal, tell me in the notes what you’d like me to make and I will make that cocktail on a future episode because I cannot make it on a past one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Presents for Ryan from Mr. Carter!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thank you for the birthday present from Mikel Andrews!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And a group present from Mike Seibert!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Washington Monument, unfinished for…well, you’ll have to listen to the quiz to find out how long. https://www.whitehousehistory.org/photos/photo-13</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have several BUAD cocktails coming up on our next couple episodes, boys. This one comes from our friend Chandler. This is a South American cocktail called:  THE PISCO SOUR Pisco is an unaged brandy, primarily from Peru and Chile. This cocktail is a classic sour, created sometime between 1915 and 1925, generally attributed to Victor Morris, an American bartender working in Lima, Peru at the time. I can just feel our Chilean listeners throwing their phones out of the car at that assertion. For this cocktail you will need: 2 oz. (60 ml) pisco 1 oz. (30 ml) simple syrup ¾ oz. (22 ml) lime juice 1 egg white Add all ingredients into a shaker and dry-shake for 10 seconds. Add ice to shaker and, you know, shake Strain into a rocks glass A coupe or Nick and Nora glass would also work Garnish with several drops of Angostura bitters I love a sour. It’s such a versatile style of cocktail. It’s a Mr. Potato Head drink. 2 parts booze, 1 part sweet, 1 part citrus. Pretty much any liquor works in sour form. Maybe I’ll try the Malort in sour form at some point. So thank you, Chandler, for buying us a drink.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Atlantis!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lemuria!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shangri-La!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brigadoon!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #237: THE TRIGGER PT1 - LET'S GO! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #237: THE TRIGGER PT1 - LET'S GO! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE CHI-TOWN WORT 1 oz. (30 ml) Malort 1 oz. Spiced Rum I know, I usually hate spiced rum, but it works well against the Malort Kraken rum works particularly well with Malort, but this is just some I had laying around and I decided to try it because spiced rum must leave my house. It’s a brand I’ve never heard of called Shellback 1 oz. Cointreau ¾ oz. (22 ml) simple syrup ½ oz. (15 ml) lime juice Several dashes of Angostura bitters Combine all ingredients in a shaker and shake with ice Strain into a chilled coupe Garnish with an orange slice The evolution on the palate is wild and comes in distinct steps: Sweet, orange candy, citrus, cour, bitter, and then, vanilla? I think this works so well because Malort does have citrus overtones and the spiced rum seems to pull vanilla notes out of the Malort. It does have a very dry, bitter finish. But when I created this I was very surprised that it’s not only not bad, but I would submit it’s pretty good and quite interesting.  Listeners, if you try this tell us what you think. Do you know of any cocktails with Malort?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jim Jones!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Heaven’s Gate!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #236: THE SPARK - WHAT'S NEW, PUSSYCAT? - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:caption>THE LATCHKEY KID Pretty simple on this one. You might argue measurements are pointless and I don’t disagree in this case. 2 oz. (60 ml) Skrewball bourbon 4 oz. (120 ml) Coke Pour both those things into a glass over ice.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #235: DOUBLE DINOBOT - AARON SHEEPLE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE SPAGHETT This cocktail was created in 2016 by bartender Reed Cahill at Wet City Brewery in Baltimore, Maryland. And yes, it’s named after the bizarre, sauce-loving character played by Tim Heidecker from Tim and Eric Awesome Show. “I saw him hiding behind the plant back there, I thought he was the boss’s son or something.” This drink is also known as a Hobo Negroni. If you use OJ instead of lemon juice, it’s a Bro-Mosa. For this cocktail you will need: 1 oz. (30 ml) Aperol An Italian aperitif, similar to Campari but sweeter and much less bitter, with more orange notes ½ oz. (15 ml) lemon juice 1 bottle of Miller High Life beer Refrigerate all the ingredients ahead of time, since there’s no ice.  Drink off about 2 oz (60 ml) of the beer Pour Aperol and lemon juice into the bottle Garnish with a lemon wedge</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/9/10/bonus-ep-wrath-of-the-junkions</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - BONUS EP: WRATH OF THE JUNKIONS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have a very special BUAD cocktail today, folks. Our friend Josh has bought us this drink; would you like to tell us a little bit about why you chose it? “Hello, gents! MANY episodes ago, if I recall correctly, you mentioned disliking vanilla vodka. I feel the exact same way but, ever since then, I've been meaning to request this cocktail that a buddy of mine would make for game nights. It was apparently featured on an episode of Throwdown with Bobby Flay, the subject being cocktails, and the competitor won with this. When I first saw the ingredients, I was sure I'd hate it but it's actually amazing! Hope you guys enjoy it too. Thanks again for all the great content! Even just hearing that APDC theme brings me joy every time.” THE SERENGETI https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/the-serengeti-recipe-1923547 For this cocktail you will need: ½ lemon 4-6 large basil leaves From my garden, not to brag 3 tsp brown sugar 1 ½ oz. (45 ml) vanilla rum or vodka 3 oz. sweet &amp; sour mix Recommendation is the brand Finest Call Cut the lemon into small cubes Put all but 1 lemon cube, the basil, and brown sugar into a large rocks glass and muddle until the consistency of paste or jam. Fill the glass with ice. Pour vodka and sweet and sour mix into a shaker without ice and shake. This blends the spirit and mix and creates a froth Strain into the glass and stir Garnish with a sprig of basil and the cube of lemon</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #234: VICTORY - THAT'S A GOOD GIRL - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #234: VICTORY - THAT'S A GOOD GIRL - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Dog Days of summer are actually over, running from July 3 - August 11th this year in the Northern Hemisphere. Historically this is the period following the heliacal rising of the star system Sirius, known as the “Dog Star,” Canis Majoris, 8.6 light years from Earth. It’s the brightest star in the night sky, and is part of a binary star system. Hellenistic astrology (323 BCE - 30 BCE)  connected the star with heat, drought, sudden thunderstorms, lethargy, fever, mad dogs, bad luck, and, oddly, the arousal of women So even though the Dog Days are over, and presumably the libido of women all over the Northern Hemisphere is drying up for the season, I wanted to make a cocktail to celebrate the end of Summer. So today we’re enjoying: THE DOG DAYS COCKTAIL For this cocktail you will need: ½ oz. (15 ml) cherry liqueur ½ oz. sweet vermouth ½ oz. lemon juice ½ oz. bourbon 8 oz. beer I recommend something wheat with citrus notes, like Sam Adams Summer Ale Sometimes this is just built in the glass, but since it’s meant to be a refreshing cocktail on a hot day, I recommend combining all ingredients except the beer in a shaker and shake with ice. Strain into a highball or Collins glass over fresh ice and fill with beer.  Garnish with a lemon wedge.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/8/22/233-dark-designs-macho-mandela</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #233: DARK DESIGNS - MACHO MANDELA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I pulled an audible on this one and substituted this cocktail because the one I had planned I really wanted Aaron to be here to experience. But this one should still be fun for you and me, Caleb. It’s appropriately called:  DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON Because we started recording later than usual today, so let’s go die together. This is the second cocktail we’ve featured on the show that originates with author and notorious drunk Ernest Hemingway, Papa himself. It is named after his 1932 book of the same title. Hemingway created this cocktail during his time in France where he found a fondness for absinthe. He also contributed the very simple recipe to “So Red the Nose, or Breath in the Afternoon,” a cocktail book published in 1935 featuring drinks from 30 famous authors. The book says,  Pour one jigger absinthe into a Champagne glass. Add iced Champagne until it attains the proper opalescent milkiness. Drink three to five of these slowly. If you want some specific measurements you’ll need: 1 ½ oz. (45 ml) absinthe 4 oz. (120 ml) chilled Champagne Pour the absinthe into a large coupe Top up with champagne Unfortunately I don’t have a coupe large enough for this cocktail, because the point is to get that change in the color of the absinthe from clear to opalescent white, which happens because the compounds in absinthe that are soluble-stable in alcohol drop out of solution and crowd together in water. Maybe someday I’ll rig us up the classic Absinthe Drip, where ice cold water drips into absinthe through a sugar cube. But that is more for show than practicality.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/8/8/232-the-gamesmaster-greasy-sofa</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #232: JOEPISODE: THE GAMESMASTER - GREASY SOFA - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #232: JOEPISODE: THE GAMESMASTER - GREASY SOFA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This cocktail is a BUAD from the same listener who commissioned this Joepisode, Bryan Jones. As you may remember they have purchased us several drinks, all of them his own self-styled cocktails. And this one is no exception. As this episode is Olympics-themed we have a cocktail that actually kinda looks like if you smelted all the colors of medals together into a drink. But let’s see if it can bring home the gold for the ol’ US-of-A. I did use American vodka. So today we have: THE ICE PICK You will need: 4 oz. (120 ml) Sprite 4 oz. 80-proof vodka 1 scoop of orange sherbert Mix all ingredients in a blender and take it for a spin. Add more sherbert to increase the thickness if you like. Dealer’s choice. “Like a screwdriver, but since it’s frozen sherbert it’s an “ice pick.” I also added an orange wheel, or “medal” as garnish.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #232: JOEPISODE: THE GAMESMASTER - GREASY SOFA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You can listen to our stellar interview with the very gracious and generous Flint Dille here: https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/7/13/132-flint-dille-interview-the-gamesmaster</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Holy Toledo. It doesn’t even say, “This end up.” It says “This AND up.” The cake is a lie.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #232: JOEPISODE: THE GAMESMASTER - GREASY SOFA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>According to Joe Guide: “The character design for the Gamesmaster was probably based upon the character Galt, the Master Thrall from the 1960s Star Trek episode "The Gamesters of Triskelion." We…have our doubts. https://joeguide.com/summaries/the_gamesmaster/misc.shtml</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>https://www.amazon.com/Gamesmaster-Culture-Trenches-Dungeons-Transformers/dp/1644280124/ref=asc_df_1644280124/?tag=hyprod-20&amp;linkCode=df0&amp;hvadid=693476323565&amp;hvpos=&amp;hvnetw=g&amp;hvrand=12322113257489425579&amp;hvpone=&amp;hvptwo=&amp;hvqmt=&amp;hvdev=c&amp;hvdvcmdl=&amp;hvlocint=&amp;hvlocphy=9023812&amp;hvtargid=pla-924104221661&amp;psc=1&amp;mcid=c03cd7c9339a32079272b1286e7c77fa&amp;gad_source=1</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/7/25/231-gorilla-warfare-then-perish</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-07-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #231: GORILLA WARFARE - THEN PERISH - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:caption>THE GORDON’S CUP Today’s cocktail was created by Sasha Petraske, the late proprietor of NYC’s also late bar Milk &amp; Honey.  For this drink you will need: 2 oz. (60 ml) gin ¾ oz. (45 ml) simple syrup 6 wedges of lime 6 cucumber slices Add all ingredients except 3 of the cucumber slices and muddle in a shaker Shake with ice Double strain into a double rocks glass over a large ice cube Garnish with remaining cucumber, and sprinkle with salt and pepper There are several riffs on this drink. If you add a dash of Worcestershire sauce and hot sauce, it becomes a Gordon’s Breakfast. Use a smoky chipotle hot sauce and swap the gin for bourbon and you’ve got yourself a Square Meal.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/7/12/230-the-probe-lady-skeet</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-07-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #230: THE PROBE - LADY SKEET - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #230: THE PROBE - LADY SKEET - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE BASIL GIN FIZZ 2 oz. (60 ml) London Dry Gin ¾ oz. (45 ml) lemon juice ½ oz. (30 ml) simple syrup One egg white A few sprigs of basil Club soda Dry shake the egg white in the shaker with no ice Combine remaining  ingredients except club soda in a shaker and gently muddle Basil doesn’t need a lot of encouragement to bruise, and in point of fact, just shaking the drink alone would probably be sufficient Shake with ice and strain into a tall Collins glass over fresh ice Top with club soda Garnish with a sprig of basil Naturally this is the basil out of my garden</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/6/27/229-a-better-mousetrap-cybertron-goatse</loc>
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      <image:caption>THE MANILA SUNRISE We have another Buy Us A Drink cocktail this episode, this time from our buddy Alex M. They said they’re honoring their roots with this drink. This is basically a Filipino version of a Tequila Sunrise with vodka. For this cocktail you will need: 2 oz. (60 ml) vodka  1/2 oz. (15 ml) grenadine As always, try to use the kind that is made from pomegranate  1/2 oz. lime juice 1/4 oz. (7.5 ml) simple syrup  Fresh orange juice Combine vodka, lime, and simple syrup in a shaker and shake with ice. Strain into a large wine or Collins glass over fresh ice. Top with OJ Slowly pour grenadine down the side of the glass so, hopefully, it will sink and pool at the bottom and you get a nice variegation of color Garnish with a slice of lime and orange, and a cocktail cherry.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/6/14/228-power-surge-dads-day-indigo-blow</loc>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS We have BUAD cocktails for the next few episodes, and this one comes from Bedigunz on our Discord channel. He wanted us to make just a wild Bloody Mary, specifically one with bacon and a full chicken wing on the top. It was basically an outgrowth of our talk on Discord about the Bloody Mary’s we all had at that bar in the Burbank airport on the way back from TFCon LA. And I feel like Bedigunz is specifically trolling me, because I hate the buffet of garnish that every restaurant bar wants to cram onto your drink. There’s like bacon, asparagus, ham, a cheeseburger and then just a whole side of ribs. It’s ludicrous and they have to be stopped. But here we are. Just a preamble, you can, of course, use any BM premix you like. I kinda mixed my own up using V8, because I like the extra veggies in the tomato juice. I decided to call this: THE BEDI-MARY So for this cocktail you will need: ·         2 oz. (60 ml) vodka ·         ½ oz. (30 ml) lemon juice ·         1 tsp prepared horseradish ·         1 tsp Worcestershire sauce o   Or, in my case, the mushroom ketchup I like to make from Townsend’s recipe on YouTube ·         Several dashes hot sauce to taste o   I used the hot sauce I made from the peppers last summer 1.       Combine all ingredients except vodka in a tall glass and stir 2.       Add ice to the glass 3.       Shake vodka in a shaker with ice and strain into the glass 4.       Fill with tomato juice and stir 5.       Garnish however you want a.       I’d say celery and a lemon wedge are mandatory</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/5/31/227-joepisode-worlds-without-end-pt2-the-jimmy-carter-one</loc>
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      <image:caption>We have another BUAD selection from the Unknown Patron, to go along with their Dough for Joe commission. This time, the: NAVAL-STRENGTH GIMLET We’ve had a few drinks with naval-strength gin. As a quick refresher, it’s 57% alcohol, whereas most traditional gin is 45%. It comes from the British navy storing both gin and gunpowder in wooden barrels in the ship’s hold. If the gin barrels leak, at that strength the gunpowder will still ignite. There are many different recipes for this, with varying amounts of spirit and ways of serving. I did a few tests and this was the one I came up with that I like the best. Since our patron only specified a naval gimlet, I made us a traditional one, and a variation that I liked very much, so we can taste both. It’s a very classic combo with spirit, citrus, and sugar. For this you will need: ·         2 oz. (60 ml) naval-strength gin (I used Plymouth) ·         ¾ oz. (45 ml) lime juice ·         ½ oz. (30 ml) 2-to-1 simple syrup Combine all ingredients in a shaker and shake with ice. Strain into a chilled coupe and garnish with a lime twist. You can also make this with a commercial lime cordial, like Rose’s, but when I made both there was really no contest.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #226: JOEPISODE: WORLDS WITHOUT END pt1 - I ONLY ACCEPT COBRA CASH! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have a commissioned episode, and we have a commissioned cocktail from the same person! The Unknown Patron requested: THE NEGRONI COCKTAIL I’m pretty surprised I hadn’t featured this one on the show before, but according to my spreadsheet, no. I think I have done an Enzoni, which uses grapes instead of sweet vermouth. But I’m getting ahead of myself. The story behind this cocktail is a good one, almost too good. In the early 20th Century, Italian Count Camillo Negroni asked the bartender of Bar Casoni in Florence to substitute the soda water in his usual Americano with gin. The bartender also subbed an orange peel instead of lemon. This one is an easy mixture to remember; it’s all equal parts. ·         1 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         1 oz. Campari ·         1 oz. sweet vermouth Add all ingredients into a mixing glass and stir with ice until well-chilled. Strain into a rocks glass over a large ice cube and garnish with an orange peel. There are so many riffs on this cocktail, and even playing with different brands of sweet vermouth can change it up a great deal. Campari is usually in all the variations, however.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #225: DOUBLE JEOPARDY - MAXINATURE VS. PREDANURTURE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #225: DOUBLE JEOPARDY - MAXINATURE VS. PREDANURTURE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Our cocktail today is one I’ve wanted to do for quite some time, and a drink I really like. It is an official IBA cocktail (International Bartenders Association). I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned them before, but the IBA cocktail list was started in 1960, comprising the most requested cocktails. Currently there are 89 on the list. And this is one of them: The Trinidad Sour This cocktail is interesting because our base spirit is something normally used in very small amounts for flavoring – Angostura bitters. Ango is 45% alcohol, so it is kind of interesting you can just get it through the mail in huge amounts from Amazon. For our minor listeners out there. ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) Angostura bitters ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) rye whiskey ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) lemon juice ·         1 oz. (30 ml) orgeat   1.       Shake all ingredients with ice. 2.       Double-strain into a chilled coupe or Nick &amp; Nora glass. 3.       Garnish with a lemon twist. This cocktail is actually pretty close to a formula cocktail, like the Last word, where it’s almost equal parts strong, herbaceous, sour, and sweet. It’s one that, at first blush you would think might be very unbalanced, because Ango is very loud. But it works so well.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Thomas Kinkade was a…contraversial figure.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have a BUAD for this episode, from our friend and patron James. He writes: Having had little interest in cocktails outside of the odd pina colada etc, my mind was blown a few weeks ago by a drink I had in a dedicated cocktail bar in Central London. It was so well balanced to the extent of giving me the desire to properly learn how to mix a drink. As such, please see below for my reverse engineered take on the London Cocktail Club's catchily named 'Raison d'Etre.” ·         1 demerara sugar cube ·         1 bar spoon of soda water ·         2oz Santa Teresa 1796 rum o    (This is Ryan talking) When I looked up this cocktail I found it on another menu I ended up getting the rum they had there, El Dorado 12 year. Both are excellent South American rums. But the El Dorado is made in Guyana, so, you know, it gets the edge for me. Jonestown. ·         1oz Pedro Ximenez sherry ·         2 dashes cocoa bitters ·         1 Luxardo maraschino cherry (to garnish) In an old fashioned glass, place the sugar cube and moisten with the bitters. Add soda water and muddle until a paste is formed. Add rum and stir vigorously. Once homogenous, add cubed ice (the larger the better), leaving glass half full or half empty depending on perspective. Stir and add sherry. Stir, top up ice to fill glass and stir again - treat the ice as if making an old fashioned. Serve garnished with a single Luxardo cherry. So thank you, James for buying us a drink. And if you’d like to BUAD, just send $5 to @apoddcast on PayPal, tell us what you’d like me to make in the notes and I will make it on a future episode, because I can’t make it on a past one.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>There’s no reason I picked this cocktail other than it’s kind of a variation on one my favorites. It’s basically a sideways daiquiri. Today we have: THE AIRMAIL There’s no definitive history on this cocktail, though it’s safe to say it had to be created after the advent of aviation. Probably sometime shortly after the end of Prohibition. That goddamn dark Volstead decade. Airmail at the time was the fastest means of international communication, as phone service across borders was relatively rare. There’s a theory that it was invented in Cuba, which tracks, not only because of the ingredients, but also due to Prohibition Cuba greatly benefited from cocktail culture from American tourists, and regular airmail was established between Cuba and the US in 1930. The Airmail cocktail appeared in Bacardi advertising for the first time around then.  For this drink you will need: ·         1 oz. (30 ml) Bacardi white rum ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) lime juice ·         ½ oz. honey syrup o   Honey syrup is made like simple syrup, with 2 parts honey to 1 part water o   It’s an easy was to make pourable honey that easily incorporates into cocktails ·         Dry champagne or sparkling wine ·         Shake all ingredients except the champagne with ice ·         Strain into a flute and top with champagne ·         No garnish, unless you wanna be fancy and cool, you could affix a stamp to the rim. That would be pretty righteous. Like a cool vintage stamp. But you guys don’t get that. What am I, made of money?</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2024-03-16</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Hey, boys! We have a BUAD cocktail for this episode, from our buddy Alex, a.k.a. Optimal Kremzik on our Discord server. And Twitter, I think. They said there’s no real story behind this one other than it’s great, so no more dilly dallying, here’s the news. Today we’re enjoying a: DARK &amp; STORMY For this cocktail you will need: ·         2 oz. (60 ml) Goslings Black Seal Rum ·         ¾ oz. (45 ml) lime juice ·         Ginger beer o   If you really wanna be on brand, you can use Goslings ginger beer ·         Combine the rum and lime and shake with ice ·         Strain into a rocks or Collins glass over fresh ice and top with ginger beer ·         Garnish with a lime wedge</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2024/2/20/220-the-web-the-ol-hot-box</loc>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-26</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This episode we’re doing a cocktail our buddy Chandler has been kicking around for us to do for some time. The Puerto Rican Coquito. “Coquito” means “little coconut.” There are tons of different recipes for this drink; it seems like every family abuela has their own version, kind of like house rules in Monopoly. It’s sometimes called Puerto Rican egg nog, mostly, it seems, because it’s a creamy drink consumed during the holidays. But there are traditionally no eggs in it. I took a lot for this recipe from Greg at How to Drink on YouTube, and this is a version of 1950s style coquito by bartender Giuseppe Gonzalez. COQUITO ·         12 oz. (355 ml) can of evaporated milk ·         15 oz. (444 ml) can of cream of coconut, like Coco Lopez ·         Winter spices of your choice, I used o   2 cinnamon sticks o   2 whole cloves o   1 star anise o   Grated nutmeg o   1 tsp vanilla extract ·         Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and heat gently to barely a simmer for 10-15 minutes, stirring constantly, making sure the milk doesn’t burn – we’re just trying to infuse the flavors, not cook it ·         Cool and bottle coquito ·         Add 10 oz. (296 ml) Puerto Rican rum o   Like Bacardi or Don Q o   It’s about a 2-to-1 ratio coquito mix to rum Chill overnight in fridge. I rimmed our glasses with a little honey and coconut, and added a nice little straw biscotti. You can also avoid the heat and make this in a blender, but if you do I recommend the method where you infuse the rum with the spices for at least 24 hours for that version.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2024-02-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #219: GI JOE: 20 QUESTIONS - BOOZE DIXON - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have a cocktail brought to you from frequent BUY US A DRINK contributor and the commissioner of this Joepisode, Bryan Jones. This episode will air on Super Bowl LVIII (58) and our cocktail today is inspired by one of Bryan’s favorite football players, Ted Ginn Jr, who played for Bryan’s home state of Ohio in college, in addition to 14 seasons in the NFL, for the Dolphins, 49ers, Panthers, Cardinals, Saints, and Da Bears. I don’t know nor am I interested in anything football related, but Bryan sent links to a couple of videos and this Ginn fella seems pretty righteous. I’ll add those to the webpage for this episode. The cocktail for today is a Bryan Jones invention as per usual: GINN AND JUICE ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         12 oz. (355 ml) 7-Up o   Because that was Ginn’s college number ·         6 oz. (177 ml) lemon lime Gatorade o   Because he’s an athlete ·         Build in glass over ice, mix and stir Now, you may have noticed that this is a very light cocktail. It clocks in at about 3.8% ABV and a staggering 20 oz. You would not be remiss here adding more gin if you like. Or reducing the amount of mixers by a factor of 4. But that wasn’t Bryan’s assignment! I kept the ratios the same but cut the amounts in half for us because I don’t have glasses large enough to hold that much liquid. Bryan said, the drink is a silly name, but tasty, and thanks, till all are one! So thank you, Bryan, both for the Ted Ginn Jr cocktail, and for commissioning this Joepisode!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just like last episode I wanted to create a cocktail for our other lead character, this time Optimus Primal. Kit came up with the idea for this one – Kit from More Than Meets the Pod, who we recorded with along with Harper for episode 182. We’re calling this one: THE PRIMAL BRASS MONKEY Okay, Brass Monkey. There’s a bit to unpack here. You’ve probably heard of it mostly from the Beasty Boys song. There are several different booze-related drinks using the name “Brass Monkey.” There was a malt beverage, but the main one, and the version that has been confirmed to be about in the song, is a now discontinued brand of premixed cocktail made by the Heublein Company during the 70s through the 90s. They were some of the first in the game of premixed cocktails, pretty much beer, wine, and hard liquor were your choices at the time. The blend of ingredients was proprietary, but the prevailing wisdom seems to be that it was dark rum, vodka, and orange juice, primarily. THEREFORE! For this cocktail you will need: ·         1 oz. (30 ml) white rum o   Dealer’s choice, this is an unassuming drink, so I just used Bacardi ·         2 oz. Bermuda black rum – I used Gosling’s Black Seal ·         1 oz. vodka – this is basically just adding ethanol ·         3 oz. (60 ml) fresh OJ ·         1 oz. lime juice ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) simple sugar ·         2 dashes Angostura bitters ·         Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a tall Collins glass over fresh ice ·         Fill with club soda ·         Garnish with a maraschino cherry o   I did do a bit of an extra garnish with this just to be fun. I sliced super thin cuts of the orange with the peel intact and folded them into a large cube silicon tray and filled it with orange juice and froze it. This is a pretty light drink, both in sippablility and ABV, it’s only about 12% alcohol by volume. I feel like we could up the complexity and flavor of this if I included some overproof rum like Rum Fire or Lemon Hart, but the former is for some reason suddenly hard to find, and I used the latter in the last cocktail. Plus, the funkiness of them might blow the drink out entirely, given the fairly delicate flavors here. I tried it with ginger beer instead of club soda, but, again, it dominated and the ginger was pretty much all I got.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aaron interviewed Ron Friedman at TFCon LA; the interview is WAY back on Ep#97</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I wanted to make up a cocktail for this and our next episode, based on our new characters. The idea actually came from Kit and Harper, during our re-review of TF:TM with them back on our episode 182. Harper came up with the name for this one: THE MEGATRON PURPLE POCO LOCO It’s basically a tiki drink. Sort of like a sideways, more complicated daiquiri. This is a Jett original. For this cocktail you will need: ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) aged dark rum – I used Appleton Estate Jamaican rum ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) Lemon Hart 151 rum ·         ½ oz. Velvet Falernum ·         1 oz. (30 ml) lime juice ·         ¼ oz. (7.5 ml) simple syrup ·         ¼ oz. cinnamon syrup o   Just toast some cinnamon sticks in a dry pan, then combine with equal parts by weight sugar and water, boom, you got cinnamon syrup; it’s used in a ton of tiki drinks ·         A dash of cocoa bitters ·         1 oz. of blueberry puree               o   I made mine with 12 oz. (340 g) frozen blueberries o   1/3 cup sugar o   1 TBSP lemon juice o   Combine in saucepan, BTBRTS* until thick like dessert topping ·         Combine all ingredients in a shaker and shake with ice ·         Strain into a chilled coupe *Bring to boil, reduce to simmer</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>From TFWiki: Early Victory treatment artwork by Ban Magami, based on early concepts for the series by Masumi Kaneda. Unused designs repurposed as characters in later fiction include Bikecross (seen to the right of early Black Shadow and Blue Bacchus designs in the lower left) and Greatsix (above Minerva and Wilder on the right). Image from internal TakaraTomy documentation.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It would have been great to see Thunderwing in Victory. Or, ANY animated capacity.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Look at these weirdos.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The God Ginrai toy is a truly ludicrous amount of armor add-ons.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>SNOWBALL * 15 ml (1/2 oz.) lime juice or lime cordial, (optional) I prefer cordial. Rose’s cordial is the preferred choice. * 60 ml (2 oz.) advocaat * 60 ml sparkling lemonade (full fat) * Cold glass, no ice. * Nip of brandy, as far as you wish but don’t overpower. For the garnish * 1 maraschino cherry, placed coquettishly on a cocktail stick.   * Add lime cordial to a chilled vintage glass. 70s or any mid-century modern glass: see “Abigail’s Party!”                 Which is a play by Mike Leigh staged in 1977, and had a subsequent BBC television version. * Pour the advocaat and let settle momentarily then and lemonade and stir * Gently agitate until the outside of the glass feels cold and the emulsion…emusled? * Garnish with the maraschino cherry.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Since this is a very special episode, like that “Saved by the Bell” where Jessie Spano gets hooked on caffeine pills, I decided to do a 2-fer. We have two drinks today. The first of which I just wanted to do because it’s a classic 80s shot. THE B-52 The origins of this shot are murky, but the leading claim is that it was created by Peter Fich, head bartender at the Banff Springs Hotel in Alberta, Canada in 1977. Fich named all of his drinks after bands, albums, and songs, and supposedly this shot is named after the B-52s, and not the Stratofortress bomber nor the hairstyle. It is a layered shot, and when built correctly the different densities of the alcohol make the bottom third coffee liqueur (Kahlua), the middle is Irish cream (Bailey’s) and the top is Grand Marnier. You can also substitute triple sec or Cointreau. Pouring over the back of a bar spoon is the classic method of ensuring proper separation. And because a shot is not much of a cocktail for our purposes here, I chose a drink The Educated Barfly recently featured on YouTube. Created by Erin Williams in 2008 at The Pegu Club in NYC, we have: KILL DEVIL ·         2 oz. (60 m) Rhum Agricole Blanc o   You can sub here, though I would recommend using a rum that is distilled from sugar cane instead of molasses. I would bet you could even substitute cachaça, the Brazilian sugar cane alcohol. ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) Green Chartreuse ·         ¼ oz. (7.5 ml) Demerara syrup ·         3 dashes Angostura bitters ·         A few drops of overproof rum, like Rum Fire   1.       Combine the first four ingredients in a mixing glass and stir with ice. 2.       Strain into a chilled coupe glass. 3.       Garnish with a lime coin floating in the cocktail. 4.       Drip Rum Fire onto the lime and light on fire.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ASTAROTH Since it’s a cousin cocktail to the Archangel, I chose the archdemon Astaroth for the name. He is the Great Duke of Hell, and one of the legs in the Evil Trinity, along with Lucifer and Beelzebub. If you wish to invoke Astaroth it must be through necromantic divination. Sidebar – you probably don’t want to do necromancy, it’s really hard. Astaroth teaches all the sciences and is keeper of the secrets of the past, present, and future. He also encourages slothfulness and laziness. Which, you’ll see in a second, is one of the reasons I chose him as the titular demon of this cocktail. ·         2 oz. (60 ml) London Dry Gin ·         ¾ oz. (45 ml) Aperol ·         ½ oz. (30 ml) SLOE gin (get it? Laziness?) ·         Cucumber slices ·         Strawberry slices o   Muddle 1-2 cucumber slices and 2-3 strawberries in a cocktail mixing glass o   Add remaining ingredients o   Stir with ice until well chilled o   Strain into a chilled coupe o   Garnish with an EVIL cucumber wheel sourced from inside the Infernal Pit, grown by a blind demi lich!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE ORANGE WHIP I chose this cocktail for no particular reason other than it comes from a 1980s classic, The Blues Brothers, from a scene with the always fantastic John Candy (RIP) and it’s fucking delicious. The story goes that John Candy had a buddy who owned an Orange Julius franchise, and this drink, which Candy’s character orders for the cops at the show near the end was some kind of sideways marketing. Sounds apocryphal, but I can neither confirm nor deny its veracity. ·         4 oz. (120 ml) fresh OJ ·         1 oz. (30 ml) rum o   White rum, Bacardi works well, you don’t want a lot of funk here ·         1 oz. vodka ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) triple sec ·         2 oz. (60 ml) heavy cream o   Shake with crushed ice or use your whirly foozle blender o   Open pour into a fun glass o   Garnish with an orange wheel</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #213: THE REBIRTH PT 2 - HEAD ARMS RACE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/9/21/212-the-rebirth-pt-1-akominable-head-games</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-09-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #212: THE REBIRTH PT 1 - AKOMINABLE HEAD GAMES - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>You should all listen to this. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2-mikes-2-furious-animated-transformers/id1670567552</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This one come from our good fellow guest host for this episode, Mr. Andrews! THE LAKE EFFECT ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) vanilla vodka ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) blue curacao ·         1 oz. (30 ml) fresh squeezed OJ ·         1 oz. pineapple juice ·         Something fizzy o   Combine first 4 ingredients and shake with ice o   Strain into a Collins glass over fresh ice o   Fill with club soda o   Garnish with an orange slice and, hey, why not an umbrella?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/9/7/211-gi-joe-nightmare-assault-full-pajoemas</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-09-10</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #211: G.I. JOE: NIGHTMARE ASSAULT - FULL PAJOEMAS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>From the UNKNOWN PATRON! TTg-A #3 ·         2 oz. (60 ml) Galliano o   Or most other herbal liqueurs, you could sub Orzo easily here ·         1 oz. (30 ml) crème de cacao ·         1 oz. absinthe Stir with ice and strain into a chilled coupe. I love this opalescent cocktail. Fats said it was an experiment with absinthe, and it is very good. Very well balanced, the licorice and herbs of the Galliano and absinthe are well rounded by the creamy chocolate of the crème de cacao, it’s fantastic. Unsurprisingly, it tastes like a licorice chocolate candy, but not heavy. I think they may have a calling as an amateur mixologist, such as I like to fancy myself. Crème de cacao and Galliano are very often paired together. Galliano and crème de cacao with heavy cream is a Golden Cadillac, but I couldn’t find any corollary out there for this cocktail.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #211: G.I. JOE: NIGHTMARE ASSAULT - FULL PAJOEMAS - Make it stand out</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/8/21/210-gi-joe-spell-of-the-siren-its-a-shell-game</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-08-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #210: G.I. JOE: SPELL OF THE SIREN - IT'S A SHELL GAME - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #210: G.I. JOE: SPELL OF THE SIREN - IT'S A SHELL GAME - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE WASHED UP LEGEND ·         2 oz. (60 ml) Naval strength gin o   57% alcohol o   Plymouth is a good one ·         1 oz. (30 ml) lime juice ·         1 oz. crème de cassis ·         1 oz. raspberry liqueur o   Like Mr. Stacks or Chambord ·         Plain sweet cider Shake all ingredients except cider with ice. Strain over fresh ice in a tall glass. Top with cider. Unfortunately they used a local brand, but they said a good substitute is Excelsior Imperial Apple, which luckily the Brown Derby Wine Center carries. Depending on your cider, the cocktail may also benefit from a little simple syrup to taste, for a balance. In case you’re curious, the reason 57% alcohol is “naval strength” is that the British navy stored both gunpowder barrels and gin barrel in the hold of the ship, and in case the gin leaked and got into the gunpowder, it would still burn with that proof alcohol, whereas it wouldn’t with anything weaker.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/8/7/209-the-return-of-optimus-prime-2-ragin-rowdy-roddy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-08-19</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #209: THE RETURN OF OPTIMUS PRIME 2 - RAGIN' ROWDY RODDY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE FLAMING MOE/HOMER ·         ¼ oz. (15 ml) Green Chartreuse ·         ¼ oz. Gin ·         ¼ oz. Maraschino liqueur ·         ¼ oz. Tequila ·         ¼ oz. Kirshwasser (cherry liqueur) ·         ¼ oz. Ouzo ·         ¼ oz. Angostura bitters ·         ¼ oz. Sloe Gin (this stands in for the cough syrup) ·         ½ oz. (30 ml) lime juice ·         ½ oz. Pineapple juice o   Combine all ingredients and shake with ice o   Open pour into a large rocks glass o   Garnish with half lime boat and a crouton or sugar cube soaked in Everclear, light on fire</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #209: THE RETURN OF OPTIMUS PRIME 2 - RAGIN' ROWDY RODDY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Beware the HOT LEECH ZONE!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The USA’s most prolific known serial killer Samuel Little.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/7/29/208-the-return-of-optimus-prime-1-kool-aid-plague</loc>
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      <image:caption>THE LAST WORD This is one of my favorite cocktails and I can’t believe I haven’t put it on the show until now. This is a Prohibition-era cocktail originating around 1915. It fell out of favor pretty quickly but came screaming back into popularity in the early 2000s with the resurgence of older, simpler cocktails. It is equal parts of four ingredients: ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) gin ·         ¾ oz. Green Chartreuse ·         ¾ oz. Maraschino liqueur ·         ¾ oz. lime juice o   Combine all ingredients in a shaker and shake with ice o   Strain into a chilled coupe glass The best part about this drink is that it can be a Mr. Potato Head cocktail. Meaning the ingredients can be swapped out almost at will, if you adhere to the profile of the components. You can combine a strong spirit (gin) with a herbaceous one (chartreuse) a sweet liquor (maraschino) and a sour mixer (lime) in almost limitless ways. You can use Tequila, angostura, amaretto, and lime, for example. Or whiskey, Drambuie, triple sec, and lemon juice. It’s radical, y’all. How to Drink on YouTube has an excellent episode about this very subject.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/7/1/207-the-burden-hardest-to-bear</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-07-16</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>THE ESPRESSO MARTINI This cocktail was created by innovative British bartended Dick Bradsell in the 1980s. Bradsell pretty much reinvigorated the cocktail scene in Britain in the 80s, and created several modern classics, including The Bramble (gin/blackberry liqueur cocktail) which is one on my list for us to try. To make this drink you will need: ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) 100 proof vodka ·         ¾ oz. coffee liqueur, like Kaluha ·         1 oz. (30 ml) cold brew concentrate (Jeffrey Morganthaller’s recipe) o   1 lb (500 g) rough ground coffee o   2 quarts of water §  Let steep overnight and strain through a coffee filter §  This will make a truly insane amount of concentrate. I cut it by 75% and I still have more than I can use. But then I don’t drink coffee, so. Combine all ingredients in a shaker, and twist a lemon peel over it to express the citrus oils. Shake with ice and strain into a chilled coupe glass. Or…if you must, one of those awful conical martini glasses. Garnish with 3 coffee beans.   This fucking thing is so goddamn good. Oh my stars and garters. I love this. I think I’m going to make some coffee ice cream and incorporate these two together.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I didn’t intentionally put two bourbon cocktails in successive episodes, but here we are, so I hope you guys like whiskey! This one is a tiki drink called the Halekulani cocktail. It originates in the 1930s in the Hawaiian Halekulani Hotel, at their House without a Key Lounge. This version is a variation by Shannon Mustipher from her book “Tiki: Modern Tropical Cocktails.” ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) OJ ·         ½ oz. lemon juice ·         1 bar spoon (about 1 tsp) grenadine ·         A couple dashes of Angostura bitters ·         ½ oz. demerara syrup ·         ½ oz. pineapple juice ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) bourbon o   Rittenhouse bottled in bond 100 Combine all ingredients and shake with ice. Strain into a chilled coupe glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge and cherry. This version is a little sweeter and I think better rounded than the original, though that one is also very good. The original is a little tarter and doesn’t have pineapple juice or the sugar syrup.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you like Tiki, please check out Shannon Mustipher’s book Tiki: Modern Tropical Cocktails.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Loving Galvatron’s boob shelf microphone.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/5/24/204-money-is-everything-workin-the-docks</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-06-04</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Empire Of Rust is a live play RPG created, written, and GM’d by Michael Ordway; Carapace is played by Patrick Finn; Wildstrike the Decepticon is played by Mike M; Rex, Blazer, Grazer, and Laser are played by Rob Muller; Pythagoras and Magnum are played by Matthew G; and Adam Atchue plays Sweet Spot, junior representative of Velocitron. Stay up to the nanosecond on all the latest news on Cybertron and beyond by tuning into the TransMissions network. https://www.transmissionspodcascategory/empireofrustt.com/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Check him out. The videos are quite brilliant. https://www.youtube.com/@bobbyfingers</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/5/11/203-grimlocks-new-brain-the-poop-one</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-05-28</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>We have a Patreon BUY US A DRINK! Our most prolific cocktail contributor Bryan Jones has a holiday-based cocktail, though it’s a little late. It’s a Cinco de Mayo drink. The cocktail we had for “Only Human,” from Emmy, came in first, and she requested that episode specifically. But it’s never too late to celebrate! I find it interesting that Cinco de Mayo is as popular in the US as Mexico. Though here I think a lot of people just like another day that’s an excuse to get drunk, due largely to beer company marketing in the 1980s. Everybody probably knows this, but it’s not actually a celebration of Mexican Independence Day, it commemorates the anniversary of Mexico’s victory over the 2nd French Empire at the Battle of Puebla in 1862. Mexican Independence Day is September 16th. Now, to the cocktail! The El Verde – which means, THE Verde ·         12 oz. (1 can) Mt Dew or store brand equivalent ·         2 oz. (60 ml) tequila ·         1 TBSP (1/2 oz. or 15 ml) lime juice) o   Stir for about 30 seconds o   I went ahead and took the liberty of shaking the lime juice and tequila with ice, straining over fresh ice, and filling with the Mt Dew So thank you, Bryan, for BUYING US A DRINK! Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We have a BUY US A DRINK cocktail today, boys! Oddly our next one will be a Cinco de Mayo BUAD cocktail, but this one came in first and was specifically requested for “Only Human.” I’ll tell you the cocktail and then I want to read the very sweet email she sent us concerning the history of this drink and her story. I did ask if it was okay first, just so you know. She’s a woman after my own heart, as you’ll see. This is: THE LONE RICKEY ·         3 oz. (90 ml) Tanqueray gin ·         A single ice cube ·         Sometimes with an olive Here’s what Emmy wrote us: Hi guys, I want to gush for a moment about all the joy you three kooks have brought into my life. I’ve been listening since about halfway thru the film episodes. Thank you so much for sharing the ridiculous buddy flick that is your lives, and it’s been so fun meeting all the new friends that have come along. My name is Emily, class of 2000, lifelong Transformers fan, classic Beetle driver, PNW born and raised, currently living in Portland with a view of Mt. St Hilary. Also a raging alcoholic for the better part of twenty years. In my twenties I just drank gin, usually Tanqueray and tonics, but if I was stopping in somewhere for a quick round, I would order this, great for traveling, or airports, because less bathroom trips, and less factors for an unknown bartender to make you a shitty cocktail. I believe the origin is from killing time at a dive bar in Utah, during an overnight layover, they didn’t have tonic, and I didn’t drink sweet things, so two shots of gin with an ice cube it was. It should mellow with the ice for a few moments, can be taken as a shot, after a long summer afternoon of wearing a suit, and wandering in the SLC sunshine, I did find it quite refreshing. Btw, I won’t be like supper offended if someone wants to sub a TnT, or whatever. I picked this episode because I remember it fondly from being a kid, I was excited about it, being a GI Joe fan as well. I could go on about my feelings about being transgender, growing up not understanding what that meant, because the 1980s, feeling like I was wearing a costume all the time, and having moments of weirdly relating to characters like Cobra Commander, but I’ll keep it short. I’d spent crafting a ridiculous looking “man costume” that ended up looking like incognito Cobra Commander in Marvel comics, and was often viewed as “overdressed”. If you want to, check out a few years back on my Instagram @rickieraccoon There’s so many things I’d like to say, you all feel like old friends to me, but I should probably wrap this up. Thanks for the years of entertainment, and here’s to many more! Big love to the MTMTPod cats (I REALLY hope to hear more from them!) the Reanimated crew, Mike, and Caleb’s Grandma! ‘till all are one!  Emmy</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/4/19/201-dweller-in-the-depths-they-get-knocked-down</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-23</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>THE PURPLE JESUS The origin for this drink is nebulous, but it has several different forms, the most popular on the internet as a college party drink made with the cheapest ingredients possible in a large trashcan. Like jungle juice. Sidebar, I can’t find any receipts that “jungle juice” has racial connotations, but it isn’t unlikely. At any rate! The Purple Jesus cheap version is grape juice, vodka, and Sprite. There is also some indication that it may have origins half a century ago in Southwestern, specifically Texan hobo communities where concentrated grape juice was mixed with vodka in the bottle. Second sidebar, “hobo” is not historically a pejorative term—it refers to an unhoused person who travels for work. Enough foreplay, I hear you saying, let’s get to the fucking. Here’s my version, which is fairly low ABV: ·         2 oz. (60 ml) vodka – I used Tito’s ·         3 oz. (90 ml) grape juice o   I went ahead an juiced actual black grapes, I happened to serendipitously buy a bag this week when we already had almost a full one in the fridge, so it worked out well ·         2 oz. ginger ale, or to taste Shake vodka and grape juice in a shaker with ice and strain into a Collins glass over fresh ice, then fill with ginger ale to taste. Garnish with grapes on a skewer. When I read about this I thought I would hate it, but I find this delicious.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>WWI masks were made for soldiers who were disfigured from that awful conflict. https://daily.jstor.org/how-masks-of-mutilated-wwi-soldiers-haunted-postwar-culture/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>If you have any interest in WWI history and find yourself near Kansas City, MO, I highly recommend checking out the National WWI Museum. https://theworldwar.org/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nazi dueling scars were totally a thing. https://discover.hubpages.com/education/Dueling-Scars-The-Nazi-Officer-Badge-of-Honor</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/4/4/200-fight-or-flee-the-200th-extravaganza-live-show</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-04-15</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Today we have a real treat. Our friend and yours Justin B, a.k.a. Bedigunz on Discord was kind enough to send us some Limoncello he made this holiday season. Limoncello is a lemon liqueur primarily made in Southern Italy. Justin sent us 3 jars labeled “Not Urine.” I plan to try making this myself, but today we’re going to be trying his recipe because we really wanted to do it on the show and what could be more special than lucky #200? I should preface this by saying that it is a sous vide method. For those who don’t know, which is probably no one, sous vide is a hot water bath method of cooking where an immersion circulator keeps the water at a constant, low temperature for an extended period of time. I have one. It’s the tits. I love it. It is exclusively the method I use to make pickles now. But that’s just potatoes, Smitty, here comes the gravy: LIMONCELLO Bedigunz put his recipe on the Cocktails channel here on the Discord on December 17th. ·         10 lemons ·         1L (1 qt) of Everclear (95% grain alcohol) o   Fun fact, that’s almost the most alcoholic something can be outside of lab conditions, because past that point alcohol becomes hydroscopic, meaning it starts pulling water out of the atmosphere – I just like being able to use the term “hydroscopic,” and it’s my segment, so I’m afraid we all have to suffer for my own indulgence o   Anyway, 1L of Everclear ·         2L of simple syrup o   Equal parts by weight sugar and water ·         Peel the lemons so you only get the yellow part (white part will make it bitter so avoid it). ·         Add lemon peel and Everclear to two Mason jars. ·         Close them and shake them up ·         Set the sous vide to 57 Celsius (134.6 F) ·         Put jars in for 3 hours. ·         Take jars out, shake, let them cool, and then strain liquid through a coffee filter or cheese cloth. ·         Mix with 2L of simple syrup. ·         Chill and drink straight. This stuff is delicious ice cold and straight, especially on a hot summer day. If it’s your druthers you can also mix it with sparkling water.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-30</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>I chose this one just because it’s a classic from the 70s and 80s, and is kind of an abomination. THE ALABAMA SLAMMER Supposedly created at the University of Alabama, I guess during the 70s? Nowadays this is usually served as a shot, but in keeping with the theme of you guys not liking my cocktail choices, I made it a whole drink. Yes, that is a butt-hurt reference to your response to my Joe Rickey from several episodes ago. I’m a salty bitch. ·         1 oz. (30 ml) Southern Comfort ·         1 oz. sloe gin o   a gin-based liqueur made with sloe berries, a relative of the plum ·         1 oz. amaretto ·         2 oz. (60 ml) fresh OJ o   Shake all ingredients with ice o   Strain into a highball over fresh ice o   Garnish with an orange wedge and maraschino cherry, for some reason</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/3/9/198-the-ultimate-weapon-those-crackers-fresh</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #198: THE ULTIMATE WEAPON  - THOSE CRACKERS FRESH? - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We tried this one before. WAY back in March of 2020, but I don’t think I did the drink justice. So this is another bite at the apple, just in time for St. Patrick’s Day. Which is my girlfriend’s birthday. And this is literally from the impetus of this whole thing, the book “Jigger, Beaker, and Glass,” which Caleb bought me years ago, collecting the stories of hugely privileged white dudes drinking around the world in the 1920s and 30s. THE KELLY’S SHAMROCK SPECIAL “From the Bar the Old Kelly’s Ritz.” ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         1 oz. (30 ml) lime juice ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) crème de menthe ·         ¼ oz. (7 ml) simple “Mix with shaved ice, and frappe diligently—preferably with an electric machine like The Mixer; shake through a sieve into a tall cocktail glass with a stem, garnish with a clover leaf or shamrock—we used a sprig of mint.”</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/2/23/197-the-quintesson-journal-sword-swallowing-salvage</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-03-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #197: THE QUINTESSON JOURNAL - SWORD SWALLOWING SALVAGE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>I partially slotted this cocktail here because, peek behind the curtain, it’s our second episode in this recording session and I wanted something lower ABV after our last drink. This drink is probably better know these days as a Gin Rickey, which appeared as early as 1903, but today we’re having it in the original recipe, because the story is amusing and interesting. JOE RICKEY ·         2 oz. (60 ml) bourbon ·         Sparkling mineral water ·         ½ lime o   Squeeze the lime into a Collins glass and drop in the spent citrus o   Add a large lump of ice and the bourbon o   Fill with sparkling mineral water o   Garnish with a lime wedge Colonel Joe Rickey of Missouri was said to have invented the Joe Rickey in 1883 when he asked a bartender at Shoomaker’s in Washington, D.C. to Joe’s “mornin’ morning,” which was a daily dose of bourbon over ice with mineral water. Joe was a “gentleman’s gambler, and some stories even put the exact day as a Monday after Col. Joe Rickey won a wager over the ascension of John G. Carlisle to Speaker of the House. Col. Rickey didn’t seem too thrilled that he was most well known in life as the inventor of the drink. He said, “Only a few years ago I was Col. Rickey of Missouri, friend of senators, judges, and statesmen, and something of an authority on political matters and political movements…But am I ever spoken of for those reasons? I fear not. No, I am known to fame as the author of the “Rickey,” and I have to be satisfied with that…The present popularity of the Scotch highball may possibly lose me my reputation and restore me to my former fame.” That was not to be, as the bulk of the report of his death in 1906 in The St. Louis Republic consisted of the story of the drink.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/2/11/1965-carnage-in-c-minor-part-2-jesus-juke-box</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-18</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>We have a new BUY US A DRINK cocktail here, from Big Ken Bockelmann! He bought us a drink but in a new wrinkle for us he said it was dealer’s choice! So I picked one classic cocktail we haven’t had on the show yet. I hope he likes my choice. Today we have a hot mess of an episode, so I chose a hot mess of a cocktail: LONG ISLAND ICED TEA You all know this frat boy drink. It’s all your standard white liquors with citrus mixer, basically. It does strike me as very 70s and 80s, so that’s pretty much why I put it on here. Also I haven’t had one since I was maybe 22? I actually dialed back the booze amounts, usually everything but the cola is a smooth ¾ oz. ·         ½ oz. (30 ml) vodka ·         ½ oz. white rum ·         ½ oz. silver tequila ·         ½ oz. gin ·         ½ oz. triple sec ·         ¾ oz. (45 ml) simple syrup ·         ¾ oz. lemon juice ·         Cola o   Shake all the ingredients but the soda with ice and pour into a Collins glass over fresh ice o   Top with cola and slide your straw down to gently mix so it looks like, obviously, iced tea o   Garnish with a lemon wedge What else is there to say about it? It’s just its own thang. Thank you Big KEN for BUYING US A DRINK!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #195: WEBWORLD - MADNESS DOWN UNDER - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:caption>We have a Buy Us a Drink cocktail for this episode, gentlemen. From our friend Chandler. It’s a drink from a Tech N9NE song, the titular “Caribou Lou.” I hear it’s the ultimate party favor. Tech N9NE kinda gives us measurements, but they’re pretty vague, he says, “Half a bottle of 151 in a jug, one cup of Malibu, fill the rest of the jug with pineapple juice.” Now, half a bottle is 375 ml, and one cup is 237 ml. I don’t think a “jug” is an official measurement, so I just guessed on the remaining amount. CARIBOU LOU ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) 151 rum o   They don’t make Bacardi 151 anymore, so I used Lemon Hart 151 ·         1 oz. (30 ml) cocoanut rum o   I used Cruzan, I really can’t abide Malibu, it’s just too sweet ·         3-4 oz. (90-120 ml) pineapple juice o   Combine rums in a shaker with ice, shake, and pour into a highball over fresh ice o   Fill with pineapple juice o   Could you combine all ingredients and shake like a normal fruit drink? Yes you could. Could you stir the drink? Could you just build it in the glass? Yes to all these, but this was the way I chose to do it for dilution and chilling. So thank you, Chandler for buying us a fun cocktail. BUY US A DRINK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dr. Walter Friedman (not a surgeon) the Henry Ford of the frontal lobotomy. Notice no masks, no gloves. He didn’t cotton with, “that germ theory crap.” He was a monster. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Jackson_Freeman_II</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2023/1/1/194-ghost-in-the-machine-topical-and-pedantic</loc>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-15</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>APPLEJACK You can use fresh apples, but it’s a pain and expensive. You need like 30-40 pounds to get enough juice. I did juice a few pounds of apples and added them to the main mash, but…just use apple juice. ·         1 gallon (3.8 L) apple juice o   The least processed and freshest you can find o   Make sure there are no preservatives o   I used Musselman’s Premium 100% Apple Juice ·         3 cups dark brown sugar ·         1 tsp distiller’s yeast ·         1 tsp yeast nutrient o   Can you use bread yeast and leave out the nutrient? Yes, but you may get less ABV and it may take longer to ferment Mix everything together until the sugar is dissolved, pour everything into a container with an airlock lid and put it somewhere out of the way to ferment. The airlock not only lets you know it’s fermenting because it bubbles, but also keeps oxygen or anything else unwanted from getting into the brew. And then I ended up dividing the result in half, keeping one part as traditional, “jacking” it in the freezer in water bottles, pouring off and keeping the result until it wouldn’t freeze anymore. I distilled the other half, which I ended up proofing down to 35%. And then I aged it for 6 months on white American oak. So we’re going to try these two today.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-01-06</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This episode will come out on New Year’s Day so I chose a great cocktail for holiday parties that is also very low ABV and delicious. We have a: POINSETTIA CHAMPAGNE COCKTAIL This cocktail is very simple. ·         1 oz. (30 ml) 100% cranberry juice ·         ¼ oz. (7 ml) simple syrup o   The syrup is optional depending on your champagne sweetness level, but 100% cranberry juice is pretty tart ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) triple sec ·         Champagne o   I recommend Brut, or another on the drier side ·         Combine all ingredients except champagne in a mixing glass with ice and stir ·         Strain into a champagne flute or wine glass and top with champagne o   Probably about 3 oz. (90 ml) ·         No need for garnish, but if you want one, rosemary is nice, or some fresh cranberries or an orange twist</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It is so awesome that they made Daniel an Earth room on Cybertron.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/12/14/192-surprise-party-shockitomi-plaza</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-12-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #192: SURPRISE PARTY - SHOCKITOMI PLAZA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>SMOKING BISHOP There are lots of recipes for this, as it is a century’s old punch. Charles Dickens calls it out by name in “A Christmas Carol.” At the end of the story when Scrooge is telling Bob Cratchet about the latter’s raise and the former’s change of heart, he says, “A merrier Christmas Bob, my good fellow, than I have given you for many a year! I’ll raise your salary, and endeavor to assist your struggling family, and we will discuss your affairs this very afternoon, over a Christmas bowl of smoking bishop, Bob.” This is a fantastic alcoholic punch for your holiday parties. It may seem like a lot of steps and ingredients, but I assure you, this comes together easily and can be made ahead. In fact, I find it really benefits from sitting covered, overnight, for the flavors to meld and then slowly reheated for serving. INGREDIENTS ·         3 oranges &amp; 1 lemon o   Seville oranges and Meyer lemon if you can find them, if not, I urge you to go organic ·         1 cup water ·         1 bottle (750 ml) Bordeaux wine ·         1 bottle Ruby port ·         ¼ tsp each of o   Fresh nutmeg o   Ground all-spice o   Ground cloves ·         1 inch of fresh ginger, cut into slices ·         2 cinnamon sticks ·         ½ cup (100g) brown sugar ·         15-20 whole cloves PRODUCTION ·         Make slits in the citrus rind and stud them with the whole cloves o   Bake the citrus whole at 350F (175 C) for 60-90 mins o   Remove and set aside to cool ·         Add the water and remaining spices to a saucepan o   Bring to a boil and reduce to a simmer for about 30 minutes, or until the water is reduced by half ·         Once the water and spices are reduced, strain and return to saucepan ·         Add the wine, port, and sugar, and bring to a simmer to dissolve sugar for just a minute or two and remove from heat o   We don’t want to burn off the alcohol ·         Juice the baked oranges and lemon and add to punch ·         Serve in a punch bowl with slices of orange and lemon Both HTD and Max Miller Tasting History have excellent Smoking Bishop episodes, and I will link to those on our webpage. We have a NYE style cocktail for our next episode which will come ON NYE, but I assure you, after that, we will have 3 Buy Us a Drink cocktails in a row. And by announcing that, I have basically guaranteed that some schedule snafu will transpire against me.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Caleb’s Xmas gift to Ryan. You can bet there will be entries from this in the Cocktail component of the show.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE JUNGLE BIRD COCKTAIL ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) black strap rum ·         ¾ oz. (25 ml) Campari ·         1 ½ oz. pineapple juice ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) lime juice ·         ½ oz. demerara syrup o   If you don’t have demerara sugar, an equal mix of white and brown sugar will work. Also, there’s so little syrup in this, you probably won’t be able to tell the difference ·         Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a rocks glass over a large ice cube ·         Garnish with a pineapple wedge and cherry o   I actually chose a different glass because I haven’t used this one yet and I think it works for this cocktail</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I really couldn’t resist doing a themed cocktail for this episode. We’ll get back to our Buy Us a Drink cocktails on the next show—incidentally we’ve gotten like 3 more since we last met—but in honor of today’s subject matter, we’re going to have: PRIME ZOMBIE PUNCH                 There are about a million tiny variations to this recipe. This is one of them. ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) Jamaican rum (Appleton Estate) ·         1 ½ oz. Puerto Rican rum (Bacardi) ·         1 oz. (30 ml) 151 rum (Lemon Hart 151) ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) Don’s Mix o   2 parts grapefruit juice o   1 part cinnamon simple syrup ·         ½ oz. Velvet Falernum o   A sugarcane rum-based alcohol with almond and clove flavors ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) lime juice ·         ¼ oz. (7 ml) grenadine ·         2 dashes (or spritzes) absinthe ·         1 dash Angostura bitters Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker and shake with ice. Strain into a tiki mug over fresh, crushed ice Garnish with a mint sprig and long for the sweet release of a cold, interstellar grave. This cocktail is about 24% ABV.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>ENGLISH GARDEN COCKTAIL We have a special BUY US A DRINK installment here. Because of scheduling this episode is airing a little out of order from our usual method, which is to review the episodes in production order. But because we have our special guest from last episode joining us again, we’re having Alexis’s BUY US A DRINK cocktail: THE ENGLISH GARDEN First off, Mr. Taylor, this is an enormous, very boozy drink if you hold to the measurements you gave me. But it’s only about 10% ABV. Still, it’s half a liter of 10% ABV. So be careful. There is a caveat in here for a lower octane version. For a refreshing summer drink, preferably in an English garden, or for my American friends, sat on a verdant lawn surrounded by a spray of roses. Perfect as an introductory welcome drink to any summer party. Remember that any party without flowers is no party, so furnish accordingly with any seasonal flowers that match the overall colour scheme of the host’s attire. My take: · Some fresh mint, bruised · 8 wafer thin slices of cucumber · 100 ml (3 oz.) gin · squeezed lime or lemon - one lime or lemon o Which is about 30 ml (1 oz.) · 50 ml (1.5 oz.) cloudy pressed apple juice (not concentrate) o I made my own just with my juicer, but presumably you can buy it, though I think it’s less available here in the States · 25 ml (1 oz.) elderflower cordial o Again, not something easy to find here, but I got some off of Amazon for like $12 · about 250 ml (8 oz.) sparkling wine, and such as Prosecco or Cava (preferred choice) to top up · (Soda water if needed for a less boozy version) o Put the bruised mint leaves and cucumber in the bottom of a cocktail shaker o Add the gin, lemon juice, elderflower cordial, and ice cubes and shake. o Add to a highball or any cool vintage glass. o Top with sparkling wine or soda. o Add a garnish of mint and wafer thin sliced cucumber. o Drink, relax and admire the floral spay We have several more BUY US A DRINK entries coming up, I appreciate you all being patient as I dole them out in the order we received them or, in the case of one recipe, as it becomes ready. I’ve had to shuffle some things around. But we’ll have some on our episodes 189 and 190.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Francis Duffy (born 1958) and David Mulcahy (born 1959) are two British serial rapists and serial killers who together attacked numerous women and children at railway stations in southern England during the 1980s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Duffy_and_David_Mulcahy</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It is NOT the year 2005. @jimsorenson &amp; @chrismcfeely take you beyond good, beyond evil, beyond your wildest imagination! ClubCon TFNation 2022. Here is the entire Twitter summary thread on TFW2005 I used as a framework for our episode.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our cocktail today is one from the Honky Motherland, England, in honor of our guest. I have no idea how I came across this drink. It’s called a: SNAKEBITE &amp; BLACK The recipe is very simple. ·         1 part lager ·         1 part hard cider ·         1 dash of blackcurrant cordial or liqueur o   Combine all in a pint glass o   No ice, no garnish o   If you leave out the blackcurrant, it’s just called a Snakebite It is supposedly illegal to serve in the UK, but that’s not actually true. Even you told me that, Alexis, when I mentioned that would be our drink. There is no law against it. I tried to find out why so many residents believe it’s illegal, and the reason is that so many pub owners tell them it’s illegal. Now, why would they do that? It’s murky, but it seems to boil down to the fact that they seem to believe the type of people who drink this kind of thing are younger, rowdier, more unsavory people, so they just lie. There’s a whole Guardian article interviewing bartenders and asking why it’s pretend-illegal. The answer seems to basically boil down to, “classism.” Apparently a lot of students and “weirdos” drink it. Having worked behind a bar for many years, I know nothing of chemical reactions, but plenty about people's reactions, and snakebite seems to have the power to intoxicate quicker and more potently than your average brew. In order to avoid the odious task of what we call "vom-mopping" or more descriptively "carrot-picking", certain drinks such as snakebite (with or without black) or over the top cocktails are banned. This ban has the added bonus of keeping out goths and people with dogs on string. Norm, Manchester I like that quote in particular because it’s a 2-fer. He admits he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about, and then just mentions people he doesn’t like. The licensing laws are phrased in terms like "the prevention of crime and disorder", "public safety", "prevention of public nuisance", and the "protection of children from harm". It's up to a licensee to decide what to serve and to whom. I think Trading Standards cover the measures for spirits etc. But nothing is listed as illegal, it's a license to sell alcohol. Jacey Paul, King's Lynn, Norfolk Even former President Bill Clinton when visiting the Old Bell Tavern in Harrogate, North Yorkshire in 2001 was told it was illegal to serve when he tried to order one. There are some truly ludicrous theories to go along with this drink as explanation as well, such as that in some chemical reaction that is, impossible, combining cider and lager gets you twice as drunk, twice as fast, as drinking either separately. In my younger days in Suffolk we believed the additional intoxifying effect was caused because the alcohol in cider is apparently more quickly absorbed by the body then that in beer. When mixed together with the longer term intoxication staying power of the beer you end up with the best (or worst) of both worlds. Thom Evans, Brisbane Australia As if, magically, alcohol, which is chemically identical no matter what form it takes, because it’s just ethanol, can be absorbed and processed by the body at different speeds depending on the flavor. And there’s a lot of talk about how super alcoholic it is, but that’s also just not true, because it’s still just beer! Like, a single Gin and Tonic contains about the same amount of alcohol! I read about this shit for a while. Probably because stupid lies, especially those based on ignorance, fake science, and just not liking a group of people infuriate me. https://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,5753,-15313,00.html</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This cocktail actually ties in with the episode we’re watching today, because not only is it called the “Chaos,” but it is opalescent green just like one of the monsters in today’s show. Or it would be, except it isn’t. Because of the bitters. The TRUE original “Chaos” is a martini-style cocktail was invented in the 2014 by Walter Nisi while working the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express in the train’s bar car called “3674.” But I didn’t like it. I felt it was far too heavy on the Green Chartreuse, which is an extremely loud flavor, and it overpowered the drink. So I basically altered it to the point where it’s no longer his drink, though obviously inspired by it. I’ll put a link on our website to the original, or you can Google Walter Nisi Chaos cocktail. So we’re calling this version: THE KUP CHAOS COCKTAIL ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) gin ·         ¼ oz. (7 ml) dry vermouth ·         ¼ oz. Green Chartreuse ·         1 drop Angostura bitters ·         1 drop Peychaud’s bitters ·         1 drop orange bitters o   You can go just one drop Ango if you don’t have the last 2, or just Ango and orange o   Fill a mixing glass with ice and stir all ingredients together for 30 seconds o   Strain into a chilled coupe o   Garnish with a lemon twist You know how humble I like to be, but I really did not like the original cocktail and I love this version. It is super bright, the chartreuse is an herbal, vital flavor without completely blowing out the drink. I’m not saying I could be the bar manager on the Venice Simplon-Orient-Express, but I’ll allow the audience to say it. Here is the original: https://cocktailbook.com/chaos/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Good news, everyone! We have a special cocktail on this episode, one from our friend and patron, Chandler, as part of our BUY US A DRINK program. He was watching a documentary about Singapore and thought, by Jove, maybe Ryan could make a Cybertronian version of a Singapore Sling! This is a pre-Prohibition cocktail created in the early 20th century at Long Bar in the Raffles hotel in Singapore, credited to bartender Ngiam Tong Boon. I did play around with some of the ratios, and some recipes call for club soda, but I have eschewed that for a heavier pour, because this version is: CYBERTRON’S LAND OF THE METAL MOON SLING Though, as we know from just revisiting the movie, Cybertron is a duo of moons lighter these days. ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) gin ·         ¼ oz. (7 ml) Grand Marnier (you can sub Cointreau or triple sec) ·         ¼ oz. Benedictine ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) cherry liqueur ·         2 oz. (60 ml) pineapple juice ·         ½ oz. lime juice ·         ½ oz. grenadine o   Use your own, or one with pomegranate as the first ingredient, otherwise leave it out; the other stuff makes this way too sweet ·         Dash of Angostura o   Shake all ingredients and strain into a highball over fresh ice. o   Garnish with a pineapple wedge and maraschino cherry If you want a lighter version you can cut the pineapple juice in half, and fill with a few ounces of club soda, which is more traditional. In the next 3 months we have I believe 4 more cocktails from people that have BOUGHT US A DRINK. I’m basically going in the order I’ve received them, with some cocktails of my own choosing in between depending on the episode. But they are all scheduled.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE SOUTH SIDE COCKTAIL The origins of this drink are nebulous, with one likely apocryphal story being that it was a beverage enjoyed by Al Capone, whose gang dominated the South Side of Chicago in the Prohibition era, hence, South Side Cocktail. ·         6-8 mint leaves ·         2 oz. (60 mL) gin ·         1 oz. (30 mL) lemon juice ·         1 oz. simple syrup o   Combine all ingredients in shaker and shake with ice o   Double strain into a chilled coupe glass §  This removes the little bits of mint for a prettier drink presentation, though it isn’t strictly necessary o   Garnish with a mint leaf ·         It’s basically a gin mojito, or a gin mint daiquiri ·         You can also turn this into a South Side Fizz by straining the shaker contents over fresh ice into a Collins glass and filling with club soda o   If you take the mint out of the equation and half the simple syrup you’ve got a Tom Collins o   Bartending is fun</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #182: TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE - APDC/MTMTP RE-REVIEW pt. 1 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grover_Cleveland</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #182: TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE - APDC/MTMTP RE-REVIEW pt. 1 - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/6/19/181-5-faces-of-darkness-pt5-metroplex-is-but-he-cant</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-06-26</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #181: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt5 - METROPLEX IS, BUT HE CAN'T - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have a second blue drink in a row this episode, because we have already had someone take advantage of our BUY US A DRINK promotion. Bryan Jones donated $5 to our PayPal and wanted me to make a drink he created called: POSEIDON COCKTAIL His instructions were to add 2 parts gin to one part blue raspberry snow cone mix and fill with tonic water. He said he made it in a blender. I changed it up slightly using crushed ice: ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         1 oz. (30 ml) blue raspberry snow cone mix ·         6 fresh raspberries ·         Muddle the raspberries in the bottom of a shaker ·         Add remaining ingredients and shake with ice ·         Strain into a Collins glass with crushed ice ·         Fill with tonic water o   Approx. 3 oz. (90 ml) o   Garnish with fresh raspberries and a lime wedge o   Since you may not have blue raspberry snow cone mix on hand, you can make your own blue raspberry snow cone simple syrup §  2 cups sugar §  1 cup water §  1 package blue raspberry Kool Ade ·         Bring to a boil and chill So, thank you so much, Bryan Jones for BUYING US A DRINK. If anyone else out there would like to BUY US A DRINK, just donate $5 to our PayPal, which is @APODDCAST. Let us know what you want me to make, maybe why, and let us know anything you’d like to shout out. BUY US A DRINK!</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/6/5/180-5-faces-of-darkness-pt4-bourgeois-burroughs</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-06-12</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #180: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt4 - BOURGEOIS BURROUGHS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE AQUA VELVA COCKTAIL ·         2 ½ oz. (75 ml) vodka ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) blue curacao o   Shake with ice and pour over fresh ice o   Fill with lemon-lime soda (Sprite) o   Garnish with a lemon and a maraschino cherry</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #180: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt4 - BOURGEOIS BURROUGHS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>William S. Burroughs. A bit of an hypocritical, entitled, right-wing, spoiled piece of shit, it turns out. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_S._Burroughs</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #180: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt4 - BOURGEOIS BURROUGHS - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s easier to discuss what’s NOT wrong with this image.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/5/24/179-5-faces-of-darkness-pt3-a-quiet-chuckle</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #179: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt3 -  A QUIET CHUCKLE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>MAI TAI ·         2 oz. (60ml) rum ·         1 oz. (30 ml) lime juice ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) orgeat syrup ·         ½ oz (15 ml) triple sec Shake with ice and open pour into a fun glass (double-rocks or highball works) Garnish with lime and mint NOTES: o   Equal parts Jamaican and molasses rum are recommended, but whatever you have on hand will work §  I used Kirk and Sweeney Reserva, a Dominican rum o   Orgeat syrup is an almond-based sweet syrup pretty essential to this and many tiki drinks – there really isn’t a good substitute o   I used triple sec because that’s what I had; if you use actual dry curacao you might want to add ¼ oz. simple syrup, because curacao is not nearly as sweet as triple sec https://www.geekitikis.com/collections/transformers/geeki-tikis%C2%AE</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #179: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt3 -  A QUIET CHUCKLE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://abeautifulmess.com/</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #179: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt3 -  A QUIET CHUCKLE - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Nagel</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/5/8/178-5-faces-of-darkness-pt2-mountain-fist</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #178: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt2 - MOUNTAIN FIST - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Willy the Hillbilly.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #178: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt2 - MOUNTAIN FIST - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>SEX ON THE BEACH ·         2 oz. (60 ml) orange juice ·         2 oz. cranberry juice ·         1 oz. (15 ml) peach liqueur ·         2 oz. vodka ·         Shake with ice and pour over fresh ice, preferably into a fun beach glass o   I need hurricane glasses, if any of our listeners out there want to send us some, they’re hard to find in flea markets, which is where I get most of our glassware for the show ·         Garnish o   Dealer’s choice here, but an orange slice and maraschino cherry seem appropriate, as well as a mint sprig and paper umbrella if ya got ‘em.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #178: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt2 - MOUNTAIN FIST - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aum Shinrikyo, a Japanese doomsday cult founded by Shoko Asahara in 1987. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aum_Shinrikyo</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/6d7b75e0-d743-410a-a9ab-249e3c9250c3/Ducati-450-motorcycle-The-Fly-Telepod.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #178: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt2 - MOUNTAIN FIST - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The design of the telepods in “The Fly” were based on the engine cylinder of Cronenberger’s classic Ducati 450 Desmo motorcycle.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #178: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt2 - MOUNTAIN FIST - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the “Eye of the Beholder” spec script submitted by Bates and Weisman in April of ‘86. It was ultimately rejected, but it’s an interesting idea.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/4/26/177-5-faces-of-darkness-pt1-lemon-party</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-05-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #177: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt1 - LEMON PARTY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/5821d204-4cca-4ad3-a861-9017119498cb/Sunbow_Elise_Goyette_Memo.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #177: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt1 - LEMON PARTY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/ba241c2b-38f2-4d52-a22b-478c6c7a9270/Games_Planet_5_Faces.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #177: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt1 - LEMON PARTY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/30537180-2a1a-4395-8e3b-21c42116e7f1/Galvatron_Plasma_Planet_Transformers.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #177: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt1 - LEMON PARTY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1b1b3b9b-1736-4f55-9198-988132a76de3/Improvistion_for_the_Theater.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #177: 5 FACES OF DARKNESS pt1 - LEMON PARTY - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/4/13/176-scramble-city-escalating-scrambled-atomic-trauma</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-04-17</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/9b36b163-691b-4d27-86aa-d04165e9f92d/Bass_Pro_50th.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://www.ky3.com/2022/04/14/bass-pro-shops-worlds-fishing-fair-raises-15-million-conservation/</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/535f0d0c-9567-4b17-9509-29ce3ef5e849/Elmwood_House.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The historic 1886 Elmwood House Hotel in Eureka Springs, Arkansas. https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g31582-d1206852-Reviews-Elmwood_House_1886-Eureka_Springs_Arkansas.html</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/06866cae-f567-4655-95fd-d7868a621587/952hiWFC_400x400.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/0b74be02-da69-4635-ab8c-e631ef9d13d0/rowdy-beaver-restaurant.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/b2219444-19fa-4b0b-8052-cb7b56d9611f/20220404_155813.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>BROOKIE’S SCRAMBLE COCKTAIL ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         1 oz. (30 ml) sloe gin ·         1 oz. crème de cassis ·         1.5 oz. (45 ml) lime juice ·         Shake with ice and strain over fresh ice ·         Lime wedge and wild violet garnish</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Singer Satoko Shimonari did the theme song.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/de23ba05-40cc-473e-a12b-09601d9cddb3/Scramble_City_Autobot_Decepticon_Cybertrons_Destrons_Logo.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The scene transition logos have a bit more zazz on them in this presentation.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/cc0e3e13-9ad2-4c11-9bf0-067ff76bc9bd/Scramble_City_Carly_Chip.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the only episode with both Carly and Chip in it, and, therefore, the only one with all 4 main human characters.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/dfd3942a-d526-469e-82e5-05eccad6e0c7/Scramble_City_Metroflex_Metroplex.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Metroplex (Metroflex) is very toy-accurate in this episode. Look at that snatched waist!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/0b68bfbf-4536-4ec1-a8c2-58d515d7d5e8/Scramble_City_Board_Game.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Scramble City board game. From what we can gather, the object is to defeat Trypticon by knocking down his card before his projectiles can knock over your own Autobot cards.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/9110615d-a38e-4b57-8e4e-4be7cc154bcf/Tessho_Genda.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tessho Genda, a very prolific voice actor, including Optimus Prime in the Japanese cartoon and action movie dubs for Schwarzenegger, Stallone, and Seagal.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/aa706287-830b-42ce-aef3-3c7cf9706a09/Lonnie_David_Franklin.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lonnie David Franklin, Jr., aka “The Grim Sleeper.”</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/265be17a-4eb3-458a-be5e-7e6cde9ef27f/Centaurworld_Netflix.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/e8e1c6ab-9be2-4686-ac40-067614377f1a/Topless_Woman_Velvet_Painting_1982.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #176: SCRAMBLE CITY - ESCALATING SCRAMBLED ATOMIC TRAUMA - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/2/20/175-transformers-2007-pt3-hiatuscast</loc>
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    <lastmod>2025-07-08</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/2/20/174-transformers-2007-pt2-my-other-prime-has-flames</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-02-21</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Mikel Andrews’s 2007 Transformers transformable DVD case. Pretty cool.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>YE OLDE GOSSIPE’S BOWLE, based on Mulled Ale, and dated England 1622 From the book Jigger, Beaker, and Glass, pg. 51: “We, as a matter of principle, despise all titles with “Ye” in it—Ye Little Giftee Shoppee, and such ilk, but when we ran on the near-Elizabethan dating of this receipt we forgave all, for it is a grand title and one of England’s oldest drinks—sometimes called Lamb’s Wool. (NOTE: receipt is an old-timey synonym for “recipe”) ·         2 – 12 oz. (1 quart) strong ale bottles, Bass preferred o   Which, they do make still, but sporadically ·         2 cups (1 pint) good white wine ·         1 tsp nutmeg ·         Brown sugar, to taste o   This is the problem with  100 year old version of a 400 year old recipes, they’re pretty vague o   I used 1 tsp ·         Small apples, sugared, spiced, and roasted o   Again, super vague, because old recipe books assumed you just knew how to do things §  Putting actual measurements in recipes is a fairly new invention o   Roasting apples is easy, but there are a deceptively long number of steps for me to go into here, so please just Google it o   Dealer’s choice on the recipe! Though the book does say, “Not too much sugar on the apples, please, Crabs are the best.” Meaning crabapples, to which I do not have access ·         Mix ale and wine, add sugar and spice, heat slowly. When piping hot add roasted apples, serving in wide mugs, if you have ‘em. This should definitely be consumed hot. Aaron and I both found out it does not age well. Also, probably know what kinda beer to use, because I made the wrong choice.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Once again, we have a zero in place of the letter “O.” We also saw this back in “AUT0-BOP.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Bruticus riding a very off-model Astrotrain. What?!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kimber and Jerrica cameo in this episode.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Martin and Roland. Perhaps the worst written characters not only in Transformers, but maybe EVERY cartoon.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2022/1/9/171-masquerade-the-doctor-is-in</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-01-18</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The commission Ryan did for Hayley, who won our VERY POPULAR G-My Joe contest way back when.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I had to call an audible on this episode’s cocktail because I wanted Caleb to be here to try the one I had planned. So we’ll try that one when we come back after the break. I have a list of cocktails I want to do on the show, so I just picked a random one. I’m sure Mikel Andrews will come up with a good tie-in name that makes it Transformers related. I didn’t. Because fuck him. THE MILLIONAIRE There are, confusingly, several drinks called “Millionaire,” but this is one of the few good cocktails to arise during the dark decade of Prohibition here in the States.  ·         2 oz. (60 ml) bourbon whiskey o   I used Rittenhouse Bottled in Bond Rye ·         ¾ oz. (22.5 ml) Grand Marnier o   Or triple sec, if you don’t have that ·         2 dashes absinthe o   The traditional recipe calls for ¼ oz., but absinthe is so powerful a flavor, I backed it off here ·         ½ oz. (30 ml) grenadine o   I recommend using one that has the first ingredient of pomegranate, or making your own ·         1 egg white ·         ½ oz. fresh lemon juice o   Add all ingredients into a shaker and dry-shake o   Add ice and shake again o   Double-strain into a chilled coupe glass o   Garnish with grated nutmeg o   You can also throw in some bitters, if you want, it’s not cannon, but it’s your fucking drink, dealer’s choice</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Seems like there was some disagreement about the kerning on this façade.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/12/28/170-the-revenge-of-bruticus-rockin-and-rollin</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-01-10</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>This episode will come out a few days after the new year, but we’re recording it on December 12th, so I thought we’d have a nice New Year’s Eve-style cocktail. So we’ve got a variation on the French 75: THE BITTER FRENCH Created by Phil Ward at Death &amp; Co in 2008, this is both an excellent celebratory cocktail and an introduction into Campari. ·         1 oz. (60 mL) gin ·         ¼ oz. (7.5 mL) Campari ·         ½ oz. (15 mL) lemon juice ·         ½ oz. simple syrup ·         Dry champagne o   Shake all ingredients (except champagne) with ice o   Strain into a flute glass o   Top with champagne o   Squeeze a grapefruit twist over the drink and discard twist o   No garnish</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Your local Protectobot clown car. Complete with Santa Claus.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/12/17/1695-bonus-ep-the-holiday-cybertronian-guests</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-26</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/12/16/169-starscreams-brigade-the-2021-holiday-special</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>CLASSIC HOT TODDY ·         1.5 oz. (45 mL) whiskey o   I used 100 proof Rittenhouse Bottle-in-Bond Rye Whiskey, but you can use whatever whiskey you like, American, Irish, Scotch – dealer’s choice! ·         ½ oz. (15 mL) honey ·         ½ oz. lemon juice ·         6 oz. (175 mL) hot water o   Heat water in a kettle or stovetop – Did you guys know that we Americans get mocked online for microwaving water? I don’t understand this roast o   Combine whiskey, honey, and lemon juice in a heat-proof mug o   Pour in hot water and stir until combined o   Garnish with a lemon wheel and cinnamon stick</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/11/23/168-cosmic-rust-cheese-magic</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-12-06</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #168: COSMIC RUST - CHEESE MAGIC - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:caption>CYBERTRONIAN RUSTY RIVET                 It’s just a fun name for a Rusty Nail, which seemed like a fairly obvious choice for this episode. ·         2 oz. (60 ml) scotch ·         ¾ oz. (22.5 ml) Drambuie ·         1 dash Angostura bitters ·         Garnish: 1 lemon twist o   Stir all ingredients over ice o   Strain into a double rocks glass over 1 large ice cube o   Garnish with lemon twist Drambuie is a golden 80-proof liqueur made from scotch whiskey, honey, herbs and spices. According to cocktail historian David Wondrich, this cocktail first appears in 1937, but took a generation or so for the drink to assume its classic name and form, further popularized in the 60s as one of the Rat Pack’s favorite drinks. Our general manager at Twin Oaks Country Club used to like having these at parties. I remember he once told me they named it a “Rusty Nail” because that’s what feels like is imbedded your temple the next day.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #167: TRANS-EUROPE EXPRESS - SPEAKING OF TRIPS... - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>DANDELION WINE                 This is my own vintage. It’s the first time I’ve ever tried making dandelion wine, I got the hankering to try it this past spring after rereading the 1957 Ray Bradbury novel by the same name. I’ve always loved Bradbury’s work, especially his talent for making you feel nostalgic for a time in which you never lived. “Dandelion Wine” is set in the summer of 1928 in the fictional Green Town, Illinois, based on Bradbury’s boyhood home town of Waukegan, Illinois. This is like summer sunshine in a bottle. https://www.thespruceeats.com/how-to-make-dandelion-wine-1327932</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This character would definitely be played by Nick Nolte in a live-action version.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>HARPER’S AERIAL ASSAULT COCKTAIL I tried finding some kind of Halloween themed cocktail, but they’re all chronically awful and super sweet. I should have made up my own. But I didn’t.        Our friend Harper from @MTMTPod posted this cocktail on Twitter back in May, and I tried it back then and asked him if I could include it as one of our episode cocktails. The backbone of the drink is Ouzo, a dry, anise-flavored aperitif from Greece, which is about as close an approximate I could get for an easily accessible Middle Eastern cocktail.  ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) lime juice ·         ½ oz. simple syrup ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) ouzo ·         Splash of Angostura bitters o   Shake all ingredients with ice and then strain into a tall cocktail or Collins glass over fresh ice o   Top with tonic water o   Garish with a slice of lime</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>AERIALBOT NORTH BY NORTHWEST Named after the movie with a famous scene where Cary Grant is buzzed in a field by a biplane. Created in 2008 by Brian Miller at the Death and Co bar in NYC. ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) Aviation gin ·         ¼ oz. (7.5 ml) absinthe ·         ¾ oz. (23 ml) lemon juice ·         ¾ oz. simple syrup ·         Dry champagne o   Shake all ingredients (except champagne) with ice, then strain into a flute o   Top with champagne o   No garnish</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE KEY TO VECTOR SIGMA-COLADA ·         2 oz. (60 ml) rum ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) lime juice ·         2 oz. pineapple juice ·         2 oz. Coco Lopez cream of coconut ·         2 dashes of Angostura bitters o   Fuckin’…blend it with ice o   Pour it into a fun glass and garnish with pineapple slice, cherries, mint, whatever o   It’s an uncomplicated drink that’s just delicious</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>RANCH WATER This is a refreshing drink meant to be enjoyed on a hot day, of which Texas has plenty. ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) tequila ·         1 oz. (30) lime juice ·         ½ oz. (15) Cointreau (or Triple Sec) ·         ½ oz. agave syrup ·         Dash of orange bitters o   This drink is built in the glass o   Fill a highball with ice o   Add all ingredients and stir to combine o   Top with mineral water (about ½ the cocktail) §  The classic brand of mineral water used for this drink is Topo Chico o   Stir gently and serve with lime wedges This is a modified version of the traditional recipe, which is just equal parts tequila and lime, then filled with mineral water. Is this a complex drink experience? Not at all. It’s just a fresh, thirst-quenching, enjoyable experience that asks nothing from you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE POWERGLIDE + ASTORIA WHISKEY SMASH See what I did there? “Smash” means “fuck.” It comes from AAVE like 20 years ago.   ·         2 oz. (60 ml) American whiskey o   I used Rittenhouse 100 proof bottled-in-bond ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) simple syrup ·         3 lemon wedges ·         4-6 mint leaves o   Muddle lemon wedges in a shaker o   Add remaining ingredients o   Shake with ice o   Strain into a rocks glass over fresh ice o   Garnish with a mint sprig This is my new midday go-to, having replaced the daiquiri. As is probably obvious it is a bracing, minty adult lemonade.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/8/13/160-the-search-for-alpha-trion-spit-on-it</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #160: THE SEARCH FOR ALPHA TRION - SPIT ON IT - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Man, we CANNOT find this stuff in our area.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #160: THE SEARCH FOR ALPHA TRION - SPIT ON IT - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>What would YOU call this thing?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #160: THE SEARCH FOR ALPHA TRION - SPIT ON IT - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>FLIGHT OF THE DAIQUIRIS! Most people probably think of a blender drink when they hear “daiquiri,” but that’s a pretty recent development. The history of the daiquiri is far too involved and rabbit-holey to go into here, I’ll just say the idea that it was invented my American mining engineers in Cuba during the Spanish-American war seems pretty ludicrous. There are countless ways to make this cocktail. It’s kind of what they call a Mr. Potato Head, in that you can plug-and-play the parts in a ton of combinations. I have for you here today 3 varieties. ·         THE BASIC (2-1-1 ratios) o   2 oz. (60) white rum (Cruzan aged light rum) o   1 oz. (30) simple syrup o   1 oz. lime juice §  Shake with ice and pour into a chilled coupe ·         THE FUNK o   1 ¾ oz. (52) white rum (Cruzan aged light rum) o   ¼ oz. (7) Jamaican over-proof rum (I used Rum Fire) o   1 oz. (30) simple syrup o   1 oz. lime juice §  Shake with ice and pour into a chilled coupe Over-proof Jamaican is a rum with a tropical fruit, overripe banana funkiness to it. Even with this tiny amount it is very present in the cocktail. The Rum Fire brand in particular has a label that looks like it was designed on an Angel Fire website. ·         THE HEMINGWAY o   Like the daiquiri itself, the story of this version of the cocktail has a nebulous history. Supposedly it started as Papa ordering a daiquiri with double rum and no sugar, which would be a horrible 4 oz. of booze and 1 oz. of lime. And it may or may not have been because he was diabetic. Which is always good for a weapons-grade alcoholic. The modern recipe is much improved. o   2 oz. (60) white rum o   ¼ oz. (7) maraschino liqueur o   ¾ oz. (22) lime juice o   ½ oz. (15) grapefruit juice §  Shake with ice and pour into a chilled coupe</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/7/30/159-auto-bop-are-you-kiddin-me</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-08-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #159: AUT0-BOP - ARE YOU KIDDIN' ME?! - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE AMARETTO SOUR Amaretto is very, very sweet, so to take the edge off of that, we put some bourbon in here. ·         1 ½ oz. (45 ml) amaretto ·         ½ oz. (15) bourbon ·         1 oz. (30) lemon juice ·         ¼ oz. (7) simple syrup ·         1 egg white o   Add all ingredients to shaker and dry-shake for 10 seconds o   Add ice and shake o   Strain into a chilled coupe glass o   Dash with Angostura bitters (you could also use Peychaud’s) §  You can make a fun swirl with a pick, too, like in fancy coffee</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Christopher Walken says, “RELAX.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>So we have a flapper, a woman from the Gilded Age, and a Renaissance lady.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Yup. That’s definitely how you behave when a train is out of control.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Anyone need any mayo? Caleb’s got ya covered.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/7/5/158-prime-target-too-bad-he-fell-in-the-drink</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-07-18</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #158: PRIME TARGET - TOO BAD HE FELL IN THE DRINK - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://cybersecurity.loyalit.com.au/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In honor of a royal family no one cares about, I chose Queen Elizabeth II’s first drink of the day, one she has shortly before lunch. THE DUBONNET COCKTAIL ·         1.5 oz. (45 ml) gin ·         ¾ oz. (22 ml) Dubonnet Rouge o   Pour all ingredients into a mixing glass and stir with ice for 30 seconds o   Strain into a cocktail glass over fresh ice o   Garnish with a lemon twist ·         Dubonnet Rouge is an aromatic wine-based aperitif originally created by Joseph Dubonnet in 1846 in a response to a competition put forth by the French government to find a way of making French Foreign Legionnaire colonizers drink quinine, which combats malaria, but is very bitter. The same way the British colonizers used gin and tonics to make quinine palatable. ·         Also, I bought a bottle of this a while ago and I’m never going to use it, so here you go, fuckers. ·         It’s very strange, and different, it hits you up-front with a punch of lemon from the twist, then an almost burnt taste of almonds or hazelnuts, though it gets milder and better as you go.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #158: PRIME TARGET - TOO BAD HE FELL IN THE DRINK - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #158: PRIME TARGET - TOO BAD HE FELL IN THE DRINK - Make it stand out</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #158: PRIME TARGET - TOO BAD HE FELL IN THE DRINK - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #158: PRIME TARGET - TOO BAD HE FELL IN THE DRINK - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #158: PRIME TARGET - TOO BAD HE FELL IN THE DRINK - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/6/29/157-triple-takeover-you-used-to-be-a-gentleman</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-07-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #157: TRIPLE TAKEOVER - YOU USED TO BE A GENTLEMAN - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #157: TRIPLE TAKEOVER - YOU USED TO BE A GENTLEMAN - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As we continue our Hot Bot Summer, this is a perfect hot afternoon sipping drink, because it’s FINALLY getting warm here! This is our 4th of July episode and I considered doing a red, white, and blue cocktail, but it’s very hard, especially if you want it to taste good and not just be hummingbird juice. So I went with an: EASTSIDE RICKEY ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         1 oz. (30 ml) lime juice ·         1 oz. (30) simple syrup (1:1) ·         3 slices of cucumber ·         6-8 mint leaves ·         Club soda o   Muddle cucumber and mint in a shaker o   Add liquid and ice o   Shake and strain over fresh ice in a tall glass Fill with club soda o   Garnish with a sprig of mint and another slice of cucumber</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/6/14/156-sea-change-hot-bot-summer</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #156: SEA CHANGE - HOT BOT SUMMER - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #156: SEA CHANGE - HOT BOT SUMMER - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS We’re well into the summer months here in the Northern Hemisphere, and I think for our “Hot Bot Summer” I’m going to be making us a lot of tropical drinks. So to kick that off, I utilized Aaron’s present to me of this wooden tiki punch bowl and cups to make a Scorpion Bowl. I took this from Greg on How to Drink, and this is the Trader Vic’s sharable recipe. As with most tiki drinks this has a fair number of ingredients, but they’re pretty standard and easy to find, so just go to our website for this episode’s cocktail recipe. TLALAKAN SCORPION BOWL • 2 oz. (60 ml) lime juice • 4 oz. (120) orange juice • 1.5 oz. (45) simple syrup • 2 oz. orgeat o This is an almond syrup used for lots of tiki drinks, most famously the Mai Tai • 2 oz. brandy • 4 oz. gin • 4 oz. aged rum • Shake over cracked ice o I had to get creative for this amount of cocktail so I used a gallon mason jar (3.8 L) to shake o You could also split it up between a few different shakers • Open pour all contents into a decorative bowl • Garnish with grated nutmeg Now what would a sharable tiki bowl be without fire? We’re going to make a flaming lime boat to float in our cocktail. Cut a lime in half and float it cut-side-up in the drink. I hollowed the lime half out just a bit because I didn’t want it to tip over; a traditional Scorpion Bowl will have a reservoir to hold the flame without it actually being in the drink. Soak a sugar cube (or a crouton) with lemon extract, put it in the lime boat and light the cube. It will burn with a bright orange flame for a fair amount of time, and when you grate the nutmeg over the top it will burn and sparkle in a super fun way. Under normal circumstances it could be fun to use several long straws and all drink out of the same bowl, but with COVID still raging around the world you can also let your guests serve themselves punch-style. I also garnished ours here with some orange slices and maraschino cherries. HOT BOT SUMMER!!!</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2021-06-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #155: KREMZEEK! - 3/5 WOULDN'T CHANGE A THING - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE KREMZEEK WHITE LADY (1919 style) I “themed” this cocktail, to the extent that I put the name of the episode in it, and the drink is kinda yellow, like the character. This recipe was created by Harry MacElhone at the Ciro’s Club in London in 1919. I say, “the 1919 version,” because the same guy made another drink by the same name with a different recipe entirely in 1929. ·         1 oz. (30 ml) lemon juice ·         1 oz. crème de menthe ·         1 oz. triple sec ·         Shake with ice and strain into a chilled coupe ·         Garnish with a lemon twist This is a bracing, tart drink. “Refreshing,” to steal your word, Caleb. This would be an excellent aperitif for, say, a Memorial Day cookout. It’s Memorial Day when we’re recording this. Also, it’s fucking cold. And now we’ve covered the Old Man Weather Corner portion of the show. This drink makes you think of a little electricity demon, right?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/5/16/154-the-gambler-the-cult-of-ryan</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-05-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #154: THE GAMBLER - THE CULT OF RYAN - Make it stand out</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE GAMBLER It appears as though this drink originates at the Sutler Saloon in Nashville, TN, sometime around 2014. It’s kind of like an herbaceous whiskey daiquiri. ·         1 oz. (30 ml) lemon juice ·         1 oz. basil simple syrup o   Equal parts, by volume, of fresh basil, sugar, and water o   Boil to dissolve and let cool ·         2 oz. (60 ml) bourbon o   I used Old Charter, but traditionally it’s made with Bulliet ·         Shake with ice and strain over fresh ice ·         Garnish with a spanked basil sprig This drink is very basil-forward. It may be because I used Thai basil instead of Genovese, but I prefer my basil with a little more bite. The glasses we’re using here are my Solar System glasses my dad and stepmother got me one Christmas. We have Venus, Earth, and Mars here. Obviously I get Mars. Because I’m so red, warlike, and tiny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/4/18/152-153-the-secret-of-omega-supreme-yo-crunch-betrayal</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-05-09</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Maybe Caleb can get some of these for Christmas, or something.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>GIN HOUND ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) celery juice ·         ½ oz. lime juice ·         ½ oz. honey syrup o   Which is just 2:1 honey to water, for ease of pouring ·         Shake all the ingredients with ice, then strain into a coupe ·         No garnish ·         From the book: “Celery is a misunderstood ingredient. People think of it as bland and characterless, but it’s actually quite intense. This gimlet-style drink is meant to showcase its big flavor ·         This is unlike any drink I’ve ever had o   It’s like a savory/sweet cocktail, that I think would go well with roasted meats or even just as an aperitif…though technically anything can be an aperitif</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Get your copy! https://twitter.com/MaccadamsDrinks</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Some kinda scorpion/dragon asteroid monster?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/4/18/152-quest-for-survival-insecticide-macguffin</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-05-07</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #152: QUEST FOR SURVIVAL - INSECTICIDE MACGUFFIN</image:title>
      <image:caption>There’s a drink in the movie An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn, called “A Rum and a Ramble,” and that’s what I’ve made for you here. It’s completely unclear what the drink is, apart from it being brown and chocolately, and by the name it implies there’s rum in it. It’s a great fucking name. So I made up this cocktail. A RUM AND A RAMBLE ·         2 oz. rum o   I used Appleton Estate gold rum ·         2 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream ·         1 oz. crème de cacao ·         1 oz. heavy cream ·         ½ oz. chocolate syrup (Hersey’s) ·         2 dashes cocoa bitters You could potentially shake this, which I would do if I were only making one, but for the three of us I decided to use the old whirly-foozle blendy machine. I swirled the glass with more chocolate syrup and then garnished with grated bitter chocolate. A big-ass Tootsie Roll would be good here, but I couldn’t find them at the store Obviously this drink is quite sweet, dessert-style.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/4/4/151-childs-play-river-antics</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-04-11</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>PAINKILLER I don’t have a clever work-in connection for this one with our episode, I just wanted to make painkillers. This Tiki cocktail is fucking delicious. This is one of only two trademarked cocktails, the other being Gosling’s Dark ‘N Stormy. ·         Technically this cocktail can ONLY be made with Pusser’s Rum o   They have sued places over this shit o   So fuck them, we’re going rogue, because I’m antiauthoritarian §  I’m a man of the people ·         1 oz. (30 ml) orange juice ·         1 oz. cream de coconut ·         4 oz. (120 ml) pineapple juice ·         2 oz. (60 ml) rum o   I used ¼ oz. (7.5 ml) Rum Fire overproof o   ¾ oz. (22.5 ml) Appleton Estate gold rum o   1 oz. Cruzan Aged white rum ·         Shake with ice and open pour into a tall glass ·         Garnish with grated nutmeg and a pineapple wedge ·         This cocktail is so delicious o   It’s like a sideways, grown-up Pina Colada</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/3/25/150-make-tracks-muscle-blade-meat-kids</loc>
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      <image:caption>THE SUPER MARIOMOSA ·         1 oz. (30 ml) gin ·         2 oz. (60 ml) blood orange juice ·         1 tsp crème de cassis ·         Shake with ice and double strain into an Erlenmeyer flask ·         Fill with sparkling wine ·         Cork I tried really hard to find an Erlenmeyer flask without the measurement gradations on it, or a potion bottle that resembled the one in the game, but this was as close as I could get. I also didn’t want to spend a million dollars on what’s basically a one-off cocktail glass. I have 5 of these. I guess I could use them for Halloween decorations. Provided we ever get to celebrate Halloween again.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/3/4/149-the-god-gambit-robmega-supralmer</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-03-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #149: THE GOD GAMBIT - ROBMEGA SUPRALMER</image:title>
      <image:caption>Our cocktail for this episode is in honor of our friend and new patron Chandler, because he happened to mention even though he doesn’t drink much anymore (hey, could we have more in common…that’s a Chandler, Friends joke) but that he enjoys a Caipirinha (kai-pee-REE-nyuh). It’s the national cocktail of Brazil, and I did research how to say these words, but forgive my American tongue. The recipe I’m using today comes from a book our buddy Ben got for me for Xmas, called Death &amp; Co, about the famous NYC bar of the same name. It’s not only a story about the bar, but also talks about bar equipment and techniques, and has over 500 recipes. It’s a great book. So in honor of today’s episode I’m calling this the: COSMO CULT CAIPIRINHA ·         6 lime wedges ·         ¾ oz. (22.5 ml) simple syrup ·         1 white sugar cube ·         2 oz. (60 ml) cachaça (kah-SHAH-suh) o   It’s a cousin to rum made with fermented sugarcane juice as opposed to molasses ·         In a shaker, muddle the lime with the simple syrup and sugar cube. ·         Add the cachaça and shake with ice, then open pour (dump contents) into a double rocks glass o   No garnish This kind of tastes like a sideways margarita. Cachaça tastes like a mixture of rum and tequila to me.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2021/2/2/148-the-golden-lagoon-pt2-w-hayley-and-bono</loc>
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    <lastmod>2021-02-28</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Why? Like…why not just make her a human? All the other Disney women are just played by women. Hello, valley, you’re uncanny.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Aaron got us each a limited edition Blaster bottle cap opener, and Hayley was nice enough to include 3 special APDC magnets! Check out her Etsy store here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/HayleyCAD</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I made this proton pack. Yeah, I’m pretty great.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I need this suit. And that tie. In fact, I need everything Murray Hamilton wears in this movie. Amity, as you know, means friendship.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #147: THE GOLDEN LAGOON pt 1- w/ HAYLEY AND BONO</image:title>
      <image:caption>In accordance with the theme of this episode, today’s drink is The Gold Rush Cocktail! This is a fairly new recipe created at the famed NYC Milk &amp; Honey bar in the early 2000s. It’s made in a classic 3-ingredient pre-prohibition style. ·         2 oz. (60 ml) bourbon (Four Roses) ·         1 oz. (30) honey syrup o   This can be just a 1-to-1 honey to water, but I made this one 2-to-1 honey to water §  You just heat it up on the stove and store it in the fridge, because honey is hard to mix into a drink ·         ¾ oz. (22) fresh lemon juice ·         Shake with ice and strain over a large ice cube in a double rocks glass ·         Garnish with a lemon peel o   I didn’t use this because I not only find it superfluous, but too much citrus up front…and I made the mistake of juicing all my lemons last night before I pulled lemon peels</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE SAVANNAH PLANTER’S PUNCH – pg. 111 This is almost a tiki drink. I tested this one and altered it a little by adding simple syrup and grenadine, because it was a little unbalanced. Little known fact, sweetness often accentuates other flavors. I have been getting super into the science of cocktail creation, and it has now occurred to me that some of the drinks in this book were recorded right spang in the middle of Prohibition, which was basically the worst time for cocktails; the golden age was the late 1800s, actually. ·         2 oz. (60 ml) cognac ·         1 oz. (30) rum ·         1 oz. (30) pineapple juice ·         1 oz. (30) lime juice ·         ½ oz. (15) simple syrup ·         Shake with ice ·         Double strain into a large glass tightly packed with shaved/crushed ice o   I have a Lewis bag, which is a canvas bag originally designed to carry coins, but was repurposed in the 1800s for bartenders to easily make cracked ice §  You put ice in it and smash it with a wooden hammer ·         Float with REAL grenadine and garnish with pineapple, cherry, and orange slice o   I used a paper umbrella here, too, because I’m fun ·         I love some of the super-inside references this book makes o   When urging the use of good rum it says: §  “This recently-born swarm of new, strange rums can no more replace even a fair Jamaican, Barbados, or Haitian rum, than Mr. Kreisler can play the E Flat Nocturne on a turnip crate.” §  That is an impenetrable sentence ·         That sentence is so rich and waspy its mom bribed its way into college</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The VOLTRONIC GALAXER!!! Ewww…this one has human all over it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why does the observatory look like R2-D2 wearing a party hat?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Buy this man’s book! https://rarebirdlit.com/the-gamesmaster-my-life-in-the-80s-geek-culture-trenches-with-g-i-joe-dungeons-dragons-and-the-transformers/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Also, the observatory front doors look like Optimus Prime’s truck mode.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #145: A DECEPTICON RAIDER IN KING ARTHUR'S COURT - CAMELITTLE SUBURB</image:title>
      <image:caption>Alpha Magus is making a human-sized Autobot X chimera.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Check out Alpha Magnus’s Etsy store here! https://www.etsy.com/shop/ALPHAMAGNUS?ref=shop_sugg</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS We’re having a Boulevardier! ·         The drink is credited to Erskine Gwynne, an American writer who bailed on the US-of-A when the disgusting Volstead Act went into effect, and moved to Europe ·         This is a modified Negroni, with bourbon standing in for gin ·         I prefer this to the Negroni, actually, and that comes from a perennial gin-lover o   1 oz. (30 ml) Sweet vermouth o   1 oz. (30 ml) Campari o   1.5 oz. (45 ml) bourbon o   Shake and strain over fresh cracked ice §  Some people prefer this drink up, I don’t; I like it on cracked ice because I like the evolution of the cocktail as the ice melts, and it stays colder longer, which I think really accentuates both the sweet and very bitter aspects of the drink §  The Campari is really the star here</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mr. Jingeling. Oh. Oh no.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It seems like Caleb was pretty happy with his gift!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I went a little wild with this one. I know I’ve been talking a lot about the YouTube channel How To Drink, and I’m doing it again. At least for the first component of this cocktail. This is the BLUSH BOMB COCKTAIL ·         You guys know bath bombs, those sphere you put in your bath to make it fizz and smell good and fun ·         Well this is that, but drinkable! ·         To make the Cocktail Bomb component o   7 oz. (200 g) citric acid o   10.5 oz. (300 g) baking soda o   14 oz. (400 g) sugar o   ½ oz. (15 ml) bitters of your choice §  I used Angostura o   A few drops of absinthe (optional) o   0.2 oz. (5 g) gum acacia §  Not ESSENTIAL, but it’s a good stabilizer o   Form into 35 gram (1 oz.) balls and wrap in wax paper §  It’s a little smaller than a ping pong ball o   This will make about 25 balls ·         Cocktail: o   2 oz. (60 ml) gin o   1 oz. (30 ml) unsweetened cranberry juice §  NOT cranberry cocktail o   1 drink bomb §  Combine gin and juice in a shaker and shake with ice §  Drain into a cocktail glass §  Drop in the cocktail bomb §  Garnish with a rosemary sprig ·         It’s very festive, cute, and fun o   And the flavor develops as the cocktail continues to fix and dilute §  I like to add a few ice cubes halfway through, but it will get sweeter and more flavorful as it goes</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Moly Ringwald revisits her role in John Hughes’ movies in 2018. It’s a great read; check it out: https://www.newyorker.com/culture/personal-history/what-about-the-breakfast-club-molly-ringwald-metoo-john-hughes-pretty-in-pink</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sheep Cote Clod (Stekkjarstaur) Harasses sheep, but is impaired by his stiff peg-legs.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spoon-Licker (Þvörusleikir) Steals and licks wooden spoons. Is extremely thin due to malnutrition.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Door-Slammer (Hurðaskellir) Likes to slam doors, especially during the night, waking people up.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #143.5 BONUS: THE YULE LAD BITS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pot-Scraper (Pottaskefill) Steals leftovers from pots.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sausage-Swiper (Bjúgnakrækir) Hides in the rafters and snatches sausages that are being smoked.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #143.5 BONUS: THE YULE LAD BITS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Window-Peeper (Gluggagægir) A snoop who looks through windows in search of things to steal.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #143.5 BONUS: THE YULE LAD BITS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Doorway-Sniffer (Gáttaþefur) Has an abnormally large nose and an acute sense of smell which he uses to locate leaf bread (laufabrauð).</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/12/10/143-desertion-of-the-dinobots-pt-1-the-holiday-spectacular</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-20</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #143: DESERTION OF THE DINOBOTS pt 1 - THE HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR!</image:title>
      <image:caption>CLARK GRISWOLD’S EGG NOG Via the HOW TO DRINK channel on YouTube (I will link on our website) This is a batch recipe – Makes about 1 ½ quarts (1.5 liters) •          4 Egg Whites o   Beat to soft peaks §  Soft peaks don’t hold their shape when you invert the mixing whisk •          1 Tbs. (12.5 g) Sugar o   Beat to stiff peaks §  Take off the mixing whisk, the peaks should hold up against gravity o   Scrape the whites into another bowl and set aside •          Now mix: o   4 egg yolks o   ¼ c (50 g) sugar §  Until the yolks noticeably pale in color o   Then add and mix on low: o   2 c (475 ml) whole milk o   1 c (237 ml) heavy cream o   1 c (237 ml) Bourbon (Four Roses) o   ½ c (100 ml) Rum (Cruzan Aged Rum) o   Pinch of Salt o   Nutmeg to taste (1/2 tsp) •          Fold in egg whites – I used the paddle attachment on my KitchenAid, very slowly •          Serve in a moose cup with nutmeg for garnish •          This eggnog is best if you let it sit in the fridge for at least a week, and supposedly it’s the best after 3 weeks, I’ll let you guys know; I made this 5 days ago o   Lots of people age their eggnog for up to a year o   There’s enough booze in there that it’s sterile and safe §  Microbiologists at Rockefeller University make this every year, and even tried injecting it with salmonella, but it self-sterilized within a few days ·         In preparation for this recipe I came across some strange stuff about Christmas mythology in other countries. I think the most interesting was the Icelandic Yule Lads. You know these guys? o   Their mother is a giant hag who asks parents to give her their children so she can eat them o   And they have a giant pet Yule Cat who lurks around the countryside and eats people who have not received any new clothes to wear before Christmas Eve §  Which is like, some extreme fashion policing §  Making it doubly worse is that it appears to be created by farmers as a capitalist threat to get their workers to finish processing the autumn wool before Christmas o   Anyway, the lads, there are 13 of them they basically just harass people and leave small gifts inside children’s shoes, unless those children are disobedient, then they get a potato, which is like, how’s that a punishment, because free potato o   It sounds cute, but if that were real it would be terrifying o   It’s a good thing none of that is real and we’ll never have to worry about it</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who want's to go to FUN-A-RAMA PARK? I hear they have POPCORN.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>And a…magic carousel?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here’s our man Sparkplug coming back from WrenchCon. He cleans up nice, doesn’t he?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I applaud Hoist’s impromptu stretcher, here, but that plane doesn’t belong to you, sir.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’m not sure about this Great Value brand Megatron.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Shockwave holding himself. How lewd.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/12/2/142-megatrons-master-plan-2-electric-slave-a-loo</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #142: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN 2 - ELECTRIC SLAVE-A-LOO</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is this beer?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #142: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN 2 - ELECTRIC SLAVE-A-LOO</image:title>
      <image:caption>The JETTFUMES GIN inaugural run.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #142: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN 2 - ELECTRIC SLAVE-A-LOO</image:title>
      <image:caption>SHAWN BERGER’S HOT BUTTERED JUSTICE Yes, I have randomly decided to theme this cocktail to our episode This is a Hot Buttered Rum from page #60 of Jigger, Beaker, and Glass. I quality tested this cocktail a few times because I found the way it was described in the original text, it was very one-note. I was basically just getting rum. Mainly they used whole cloves and added the butter at the end with no muddling. I find this method creates a much more complex, blended experience. You’re welcome. I did that testing for YOU. This recipe sounds complex but it really isn’t. And you can mix and match and play with any seasonal aromatics you like. ·         1 ½ tsp brown sugar ·         1 twist lemon peel ·         1 ½ tsp lemon juice ·         ½ tsp ground cloves ·         ¼ tsp ground nutmeg ·         2 tsp butter ·         1 oz. (30 ml) dark rum (Gosling’s Black Seal) ·         1 oz. (30 ml) aged rum (Cruzan Aged Rum) ·         3 oz. (90 ml) very hot water (I used an electric kettle; you don’t want it actually boiling) ·         1 cinnamon stick o   Muddle brown sugar, lemon peel, lemon juice, cloves, nutmeg, and butter in a heat-resistant glass o   Add rum o   Fill with hot water o   Stir with cinnamon stick o   Garnish with more ground nutmeg to taste ·         From the book: “When getting really fancy…Pete may float a spoon of rum on top, and set aflame, but not for anyone less than a full Commodore!”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #142: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN 2 - ELECTRIC SLAVE-A-LOO</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://www.cabazondinosaurs.com/</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/11/14/141-megatrons-master-plan-my-mechano-nanny</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-11-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #141: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN - MY MECHANO-NANNY</image:title>
      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS Today’s drink comes to us from another book I have, this one is, “The Drunken Botanist,” by Amy Stewart – subtitle, “The plants that create the world’s greatest drinks.” It’s basically about the botanicals that go into our liquors and cocktails, and she has a cocktail for most of the plants she talks about. THE BISON GRASS COCKTAIL Bison grass is an herb native to North America and Eurasia, and it’s sacred to the indigenous people of Canada and the United States. It’s used to make a specific type of Polish vodka, with a bison grass blade in each bottle. The liqueur is called, “zubrowka.” It’s the 3rd best-selling vodka in the world, behind Smirnoff and Absolut. The drink we’re about to consume is known in Polish as, “Tatanka,” which…anyone remember what that word means? I’ll give you a hint, it’s a Lakota word. Yup, thanks Dances with Wolves, it is the Lakota word for the American bison. ·         This cocktail is real simple ·         Equal parts zubrowka and clear apple juice ·         Shake with ice ·         Strain into a cocktail glass ·         I garnished this one with a few slices of Fuji apple</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #141: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN - MY MECHANO-NANNY</image:title>
      <image:caption>I chose to do a more traditional cocktail and leave out the vermouth for our episode, but I have tried this version and it is quite good.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>MO U.S. Representative Billy Long and Shawn Berger. Don’t trust these men.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is so weird.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s good to see that Wild Bill from G.I. Joe is exploring other revenue streams.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Why is there always some jerk with tomatoes at the ready?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #141: MEGATRON'S MASTER PLAN - MY MECHANO-NANNY</image:title>
      <image:caption>It would be a lot funnier if he weren’t such a monster. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/alex-jones-custody-trial-10-wtf-moments-108404/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Robert Pickton. As per usual for the 90s, this case was a lesson in police neglect and judicial malfeasance. What’s most fucked up is that Pickton was probably the richest serial killer that has ever been. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/11/5/140-microbots-brawndickery</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1605107689421-MCUDLRQOWL6FLMZ2GYKJ/Monke+Gland+Percy+2.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #140: MICROBOTS - BRAWNDICKERY</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE MONKEY GLAND! This is not from Jigger, Beaker, &amp; Glass, just one I happened to stumble across because I liked the name. The origin of which I shall explain presently. ·         2 oz. (60 ml) gin ·         1.5 oz. (45) freshly squeezed OJ ·         ½ oz. (15 ml) tsp grenadine ·         A dash of absinthe o   And when I say, “a dash,” I mean, like, two drips from an eye dropper – absinthe has a very powerful anise taste that tends to blow out any other flavors o   Put the dash of absinthe into a chilled cocktail glass, and dump it out; anything that sticks to the inside of the glass will be in the drink o   Shake remaining ingredients with ice in a shaker and strain into the cocktail glass o   Garnish with an orange slice §  It has been brought to my attention by our friend Michael T. from Australia that some of these cocktails include difficult-to-find or perhaps expensive ingredients, particularly overseas §  Totally true, and a lot of these ingredients were more common in bygone eras §  I will say, regarding the absinthe, it can be omitted, obviously, but its inclusion adds a complicated, floral quality that can’t really be imitated by anything else,  so just leave it out if you don’t have it ·         HISTORY: The cocktail was invented in the 1920s by Harry MacElhone, owner of Harry’s New York Bar in Paris, France o   It’s named after a very insane procedure promising rejuvenation and an increase in longevity – grafting monkey testicle tissue onto the human scrotum §  They called it “rejuvenation,” but it’s pretty clear it was meant to treat impotence, as well, in old-timey vernacular o   Proposed by Russian scientist and dangerous quack Serge Voronoff o   Voronoff started out using the testicles of executed criminals and grafting them onto millionaires, but when demand outstripped supply, he turned to monkeys</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #140: MICROBOTS - BRAWNDICKERY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Caleb’s gift to Ryan for his birthday. Pretty sweet stuff.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Who wore it better?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/10/21/139-auto-berzerk-the-rum-and-pineapple-years-5ll3z</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/10/21/139-auto-berzerk-the-rum-and-pineapple-years</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #139: AUTO BERZERK - THE RUM &amp;amp; PINEAPPLE YEARS</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE APDC PUN’KIN SPICE SLAVIC CAUCASIAN ___________________________________________________________________ · Crushed ginger snap cookies · 1 tsp (5 mL) honey · 1.5 oz (45 mL) coffee liqueur (Kahlua) · 1.5 oz (45 mL) vodka · 1 oz (30 mL) Benedictine o Made with 27 herbs, spices, and peels o Sweet, licorice flavor · 2-3 drops orange bitters · 1 oz (30mL) heavy cream · Pumpkin pie spice o Combine Kahlua, vodka, Benedictine, and bitters and shake with ice o Pour the honey onto a plate and use it to rim the glass o Dip the honey rim into the crushed ginger snaps o Strain into the glass over fresh ice o Pour in cream o Dust with pumpkin pie spice</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #139: AUTO BERZERK - THE RUM &amp;amp; PINEAPPLE YEARS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh, I love the new Fire Chiff.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #139: AUTO BERZERK - THE RUM &amp;amp; PINEAPPLE YEARS</image:title>
      <image:caption>What could I possibly write that would make this image funnier?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/10/10/138-the-master-builders-thicc-bois</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #138: THE MASTER BUILDER(S) - THICC BOIS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Carter Family Camper.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s not just a campground, it’s Jellystone Park!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This cocktail has been created online many times, as it is a fictional drink from season 6, episode 1 of Cheers. THE SCREAMING VIKING. Not only is it a fictional drink because it’s on a sitcom from the 80s, it’s a fictional drink in the world of Cheers. o The only thing we know for sure about the drink is that it involves a bruised cucumber · 4 slices of cucumber (this one is from my garden) · 2 oz. (60 ml) gin · 1 oz. (30) cognac · 2 dashes celery bitters · ½ oz. (15) simple syrup (equal parts sugar/water) · ½ oz. (15) lime juice · 1 bar spoon honey o I included this because Vikings had only mead and beer, no distilled spirits, and honey was a staple of these beverages · A pinch of kosher salt o Muddle 3 slices of cuke with the salt in a shaker o Combine all other ingredients o Shake with ice o Double strain into a rocks glass o Garnish with the remaining wheel of cucumber</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh, the mimeograph machine. We need to make a scratch-n-sniff sticker for this thing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS I just kept the original name for this one from the book, pg. 15, because it’s so fun FIRPO’S BALLOON COCKTAIL – THE CALCUTTA CLASSIC · Apparently “Firpo” was the name of a bar in Calcutta · “Named because the 5th one consumed is guaranteed to set us bobbing about up under the ceiling…” o And then they make some disparaging remarks about President Hoover for some reason – and I’m not making that up o 1 oz. (30 ml.) good rye whiskey (Bullet) o 1 oz. (30 ml.) dry vermouth o 1 oz. (30 ml.) absinthe o 2 dashes orange bitters o 2 tsp egg white o Dry shake (without ice) all ingredients for 10-15 seconds. (This helps the egg emulsify and become foamier). Add ice and shake well. Strain into a big saucer type champagne glass · “This is another one to watch cannily, lest our pedal extremities fold up at some totally inappropriate moment.” NOTES: After making this one it became apparent that the absinthe really blew out the other flavors; I recommend reducing it to 1/2 oz. (15 ml.) or even just a dash.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In my fanfic this guy is Shipwreck on non-shore leave.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Click the pic to go to the TF: REANIMATED website! I think we can all agree this is their best cover to date.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE PREHISTORIC SIDECAR (pg.16) · All the ingredients in this drink are poured in equal parts o 1 part cognac o 1 part Cointreau (triple sec) o 1 part gin o 1 part strained fresh lemon juice (about ½ a lemon) o Shake briskly with lots of cracked ice and serve in a Manhattan glass</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>1984 Arcade - If you’re ever in Springfield or Branson, MO, check it out!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Grady Stiles, Jr. A terrible man, and a murderer. Read all about it! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grady_Stiles#Murder</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Those must have hurt coming out.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE CEREBRO SHELL GIN SLING p. 45 · I’m not very good at naming things · The book says, “Met in 1926, and thereafter never forgotten…the Singapore Gin Sling is a delicious, slow-acting, insidious thing.” o 2 parts gin o 1 part cherry brandy o 1 part Benedictine § Shake it for a moment, or stir it in a bar glass, with 2 large lumps of ice to chill § Turn into a small 10 oz highball glass and fill up to individual taste with club soda § Garnish with a spiral peel of lime § I also garnished this with lemon salt on one side of the rim and watermelon sugar on the other. · “In other ports…drinkers often use ginger ale or even ginger beer.” · I used club soda, because I found it to be a cleaner flavor, and ginger beer, which I love, tends to overpower subtle liquors like these</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ryan drew the cover for this issue. Check it all out here! https://www.transformersreanimated.com/2020/08/05/transformers-reanimated-issue-13-food-court-fury/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The antidote. Just, like, in a test tube with a cork. No delivery system.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We maintain that Prime is manually transforming Megatron.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS THE CORE SAMPLE TEQUILA SPECIAL p. 129 · “This is a shocker from the place of Bertita, across from the cathedral steps of Taxco…It is a cooler as well, and Americans will find it very unusual.” o 2 ponies tequila (a pony is 1 oz) o Juice of 1 lime o 2 tsp sugar (1 TBSP simple syrup) o 2 dashes orange bitters § Stir contents inside a Collins glass with lots of small ice § Fill with club soda § No garnish except the crushed lime halves o I disregarded that and used a hibiscus flower from my garden, as suggested by our buddy @the_johnnyutah on Instagram.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Episode 1.7, where MTMTP discusses the ‘07 TF movie. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1-7-the-long-road-to-mission-city/id1463774219?i=1000446877884</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Jim Shooter talks Mysterians and Dennis Marks.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/7/25/133-a-prime-problem-we-must-have-a-race</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #133: A PRIME PROBLEM - WE MUST HAVE A RACE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Go watch this man’s commercials. They are fantastic.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #133: A PRIME PROBLEM - WE MUST HAVE A RACE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>NOTE: After making this cocktail, I would recommend cutting the coconut milk in half if not more; there wasn't a lot of flavor to this guy. JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS THE PRIME ZOMBIE (The Zombie) – pg. 138 · Coconut milk – about 1 cup · 2 jiggers cognac · 1 jigger dark rum · 1 jigger grenadine (or Maraschino cherry juice) · 2-3 dashes Angostura bitters o “Put in shaker with lots of finely cracked ice, shake hard and turn all into small, chilled goblets.” o I used a blender</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #133: A PRIME PROBLEM - WE MUST HAVE A RACE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Auto-Scout. A tragedy in 3 acts.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #133: A PRIME PROBLEM - WE MUST HAVE A RACE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ironhide Brand Hairdryers, they’re the only ones that will keep your ‘hawk in order.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/7/13/132-flint-dille-interview-the-gamesmaster</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER</image:title>
      <image:caption>The APDC Moonbase Two studio. (Ryan’s basement).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER</image:title>
      <image:caption>Buy this man’s book! Available from Audible, Amazon, and Rare Bird.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER</image:title>
      <image:caption>The full memo is available HERE!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER</image:title>
      <image:caption>This site purports to have transcribed the series bible HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is a refectory table.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #132: FLINT DILLE INTERVIEW: THE GAMESMASTER</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/7/4/131-enter-the-nightbird-pottery-base</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #131: ENTER THE NIGHTBIRD - POTTERY BASE</image:title>
      <image:caption>The power of a stupid, childish man on fire.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #131: ENTER THE NIGHTBIRD - POTTERY BASE</image:title>
      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS THE YOKOHAMA ROMANCE COCKTAIL · This one is, you know, a recipe from these fucking weirdos that wrote this book a century ago. I just randomly picked the first one that was a recipe from a bar in Japan they frequented, this one called The Romance Cabaret. The story of this one is casually racist in a horrible way, so I’m not reading anything from it. · It sounds like a bartender in the place fixed ‘em this drink gratis because it was a new concoction he made up, they got hammered, went out in the street and coerced some poor locals into giving these white men their bicycles, stole them, basically, if I read between the lines, and then wrecked the bikes on some rubble left over from an earthquake in 1923. · RECIPE o 2 jiggers of old cognac o 1 jigger of cherry brandy o ¼ tsp Rose’s lime juice o The juice of ½ a lime Shake very hard with very fine ice and serve with some of this left in. Frozen in the mixer, tropical-style, is still better. Serve in a big saucer champagne glass.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>An inspired piece of pottery!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Robert E. Smith mural in downtown Springfield, MO.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #131: ENTER THE NIGHTBIRD - POTTERY BASE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dr. Joseph Mengele was a very famous Nazi. I dunno what Aaron and Caleb’s problems are. READ A BOOK!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Same energy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“The Aristocrats!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Autobot “security.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #131: ENTER THE NIGHTBIRD - POTTERY BASE</image:title>
      <image:caption>I cannot recommend this account highly enough. So cute. https://twitter.com/PossumEveryHour</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Great repair job, guys. Really stellar.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This is a very confusing ending.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/6/19/130-day-of-the-machines-birthday-re-pants</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #130: DAY OF THE MACHINES - BIRTHDAY RE-PANTS</image:title>
      <image:caption>I need to replace the batteries in the LEDs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #130: DAY OF THE MACHINES - BIRTHDAY RE-PANTS</image:title>
      <image:caption>HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Now, FIGHT!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #130: DAY OF THE MACHINES - BIRTHDAY RE-PANTS</image:title>
      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS THE SO-CALLED PRAIRIE OYSTER Okay so I didn’t even try to shoehorn this one into making sense, so if you guys can, do so, also I altered the recipe because traditionally, and in the book this recipe is non-alcoholic. I altered it a bit. PG. 88 · 1 jigger Bourbon (Basil Hayden) · 1 unbroken egg yolk · Pinch of salt · 1 tsp lemon juice · 1 tsp Worcestershire (I subbed my 18th century mushroom ketchup) · 1 drop Tabasco · Pinch of black pepper · In lieu of salt I sprinkled it with the dehydrated leavings from my mushroom ketchup recipe</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“What should we make the default UI display look like, Paul?” “Oh, I dunno, what about the most terrifying demon face imaginable?”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The only way to travel!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>David Wise, inventor of the Recycl-O-Tron.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/5/30/129-atlantis-arise-sub-atlanti-cant</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #129: ATLANTIS, ARISE - SUB-ATLANTI-CAN'T</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fb2cioBcCO47L_oGPsjdGVWDAc3RTHU2tIpDtekWKs0/mobilebasic</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #129: ATLANTIS, ARISE - SUB-ATLANTI-CAN'T</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aaron did this. Aaron did this to me.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #129: ATLANTIS, ARISE - SUB-ATLANTI-CAN'T</image:title>
      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS REMEMBER ATLANTIS! (Remember the Maine) · “Remember the Maine” was a battle cry that started the Spanish-American War, essentially an accidental detonation of below-deck coal o Beginning of Yellow Journalism o Fabricated as an attack on the US by jingoists like Teddy Roosevelt, William Randolph Hearst, and Joseph Pulitzer. It was the 19th century equivalent of the Gulf of Tonkin event (Started the Vietnam War) and Iraq WMD claims. · Pg. 116 · “Treat this one with the respect it deserves, gentlemen!” o Take a tall bar glass and toss in 3 lumps of ice o Onto this foundation donate the following in the order given: § 1 jigger of good rye whiskey § ½ jigger of Italian vermouth § 1-2 tsp of cherry brandy § ½ tsp of absinthe or Pernod Veritas o Stir briskly in a clockwise fashion—this makes it sea-going, presumably o Add a twist of lime or lemon</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #129: ATLANTIS, ARISE - SUB-ATLANTI-CAN'T</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mr. Brimley, age 49, Cocoon.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/5/15/128-autobot-run-stop-the-transforming</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #128: THE AUTOBOT RUN - STOP THE TRANSFORMING!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS THE AUTOBOTS LIBRE or “Free Autobots” Because the Autobots are trapped in their vehicular modes and need to be “freed!” This is basically a Cuba Libre (Free Cuba) FROM THE BOOK, pg. 27: · After clinical experimenting for which our insurance carriers heartily dislike us, we tested several variations of the original, with the result: The Improved Cuba Libra consists of: o 1 jigger Bacardi gold o The juice of one small lime o The peel of lime after squeezing § Put the peel in the glass and muddle to extract the oils § Add lots of ice § Fill with a bottle of chilled Coca Cola</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #128: THE AUTOBOT RUN - STOP THE TRANSFORMING!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lee Harvey Oswald, A.K.A. Alek Hidell.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #128: THE AUTOBOT RUN - STOP THE TRANSFORMING!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>You tell me Mike Seibert isn’t Bumblebee, and I’ll show you a liar.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Spahn Ranch, the movie ranch set where the Manson Family lived from 1968-69.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“I just flew in from the Space Bridge and boy are my arms tired.”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh no. Reverse-Denmark Flagitron is coming…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kuklinski</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Arlene Banas, voice of Carly.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>9/22/1985 - French Prime Minister Laurent Fabius went on TV and confessed that agents of the French intelligent agency, the Direction generale de la securite exterieure (DGSE) were responsible for bombing and sinking the flagship of the Greenpeace fleet, the “Rainbow Warrior,” while it was in port in New Zealand on July 10, 1985 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinking_of_the_Rainbow_Warrior</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #126: THE IMMOBILIZER - STRIPPER COP w/ MTMTP PT.1</image:title>
      <image:caption>Go listen to our friends on their amazing TF podcast! http://mtmtpod.libsyn.com/ https://twitter.com/mtmtpod?lang=en</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #126: THE IMMOBILIZER - STRIPPER COP w/ MTMTP PT.1</image:title>
      <image:caption>PARADE HONORS NIXA WOMAN ON HER 100TH BIRTHDAY!!! APDC was there! https://www.kspr.com/content/news/Parade-honors-Nixa-woman-on-her-100th-birthday-569957601.html</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS HEY! We’re all still in quarantine here so I again went off-book for a simpler, classic recipe on the off-chance all of you guys might have the ingredients. THE CARLY HIGHSCHOOLER HIGHBALL A highball is basically a catchall name for a drink predominantly made from a liquor and a mixer. Like a rum and coke, or 7&amp;7, served in a tall Collins glass. This one is a whiskey highball. You can use any kind of whiskey you want, Irish, Scotch, bourbon…I went with Cutty Sark scotch. o 1 part whiskey o 2 parts ginger ale or club soda o Lemon wedge or twist Fill a tall glass with ice, pour in the whiskey and top with soda. Drink it.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sunstreaker is starting his own house cleaning service.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sideswipe, you feelin’ okay, buddy?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/4/5/125-cliffjump-to-conclusions</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>Caleb’s B-day present from Aaron. It’s crocheted GG Allin!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS This cocktail is called the “Hydrator Masquerader” because it’s just water on the rocks. Masquerading as a cocktail. Maybe squirt some citrus in it and a dash of bitters, so it looks like booze. We’re still under stay-at-home order here, and you know, you can’t hydrate enough. Of course, I’m still chasing my water with a gin martini, so the world still makes sense. I bought a case of gin in “case” things get much worse. And by the time this airs, who knows.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Dr. Arkeville’s brother here has a mad fingerbang game. West Side, represent!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>R: This is the shared public Drive where I get all my original scripts, and where I found the Ron Friedman script for TF:TM that we used!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A great TF show reviewing not only G1 but also everything Transformers. Highest possible recommendation. They will be our guests for a collaboration next episode, #126, “The Immobilizer!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS Obviously we are doing this and at least our next episode, and maybe more, completely remotely, so this made coming up with a drink a little difficult, especially with social distancing and Greene County, MO’s 30-day shelter-in-place order, which I totally agree with. This episode drink is called the HUNKER DOWN, FUCKERS QUARANTINI So for this episode I asked you guys to just get a shot of whatever you had on hand, what you got?</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Baroness + Velma = Dr. Harding</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>THE ADIOS AMIGOS · Adios Amigos, pg. 10 · “From the Army-Navy Club in Manila, &amp; one to be watched!” o 2 ponies (1/2 shot) Bacardi o 1 pony dry vermouth o 1 pony cognac o Juice of ½ lemon o 1 pony dry gin · “Shake well with lots of cracked ice, pour into a large flat champagne glass, and send for the Marines!”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #122: CHANGING GEARS - SOUNDWAVE AND THE SNEAKERS</image:title>
      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS This is our episode that will air prior to St. Patrick’s Day, so I picked the cocktail accordingly THE GEARS SHAMROCK SPECIAL · Pg. 122 – Huh, that’s a coincidence, same page as our episode · In the book they tell this weird tale of having to “spring two American friends from the local native city cuartel—jail in Americano—where they were incarcerated for slight offenses not necessary to mention.” o Probably the less speculated about that the better · “The celebration, on St. Patrick’s Day, resulted in the following brain-child.” o 1 jigger dry gin o Juice of one lime o 2 tsp crème de menthe o ½ tsp simple syrup o 1 egg white · Mix with shaved ice and frappe diligently · Shake through a sieve into a tall cocktail glass with a stem, garnish with a clover leaf</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Megatron and Starscream share a guffaw.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/2/20/121-autobot-spike-duhdaaaad</loc>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS THE SPIKE LIFE SUPPORT PEPPER There’s no real segue or connection here, I just thought this one was interesting. Maybe…because Spike gets so…messed up? It doesn’t matter. · Pg. 87 o 1 jigger good rye - I used Bullet o 1 jigger good bourbon - I used Door Gunner · Distilled and bottled in Purdy, MO by veteran owners · About 50 miles SW of Springfield, MO o Juice of ½ lemon (1.5 TBSP) o 3 drops Tabasco o ½ tsp Worcestershire sauce o ½ tsp chili sauce · This is basically like a spicy rye and bourbon bloody mary</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Celebrating 10 years if Nerd Rock, it's Kracklefest X! Friday, March 13th at Hard Rock Cafe Seattle during Emerald City Comic Con weekend, featuring Emily McVicker, H2 Awesome!, and Kirby Krackle, plying their fan-favorite album "E For Everyone" in its entirety - hosted by Mike Seibert Radio podcast! Tickets available at http://kirbykracklemusic.com/</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mike's Transformers: The Movie poster: https://www.instagram.com/p/BvPrImJFY1a/ Autographed by voice actors Jack Angel, Michael Bell, Neil Ross, Dan Gilvezan, Paul Eiding, and Arthur Burghardt, writers Ron Friedman, Flint Dille, and Doug Booth, composer Vince DiCola, and poster artist Livio Ramondelli!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Heavy Metal Pick-Me-Up · (Comes from the Barranquilla Pick-Me-Up) · Pg. 83 o 3 jiggers cognac o 2 jiggers Dubonnet (I’ll explain what that is in a moment) o 2 dashes Angostura bitters o 1 egg white o Shake well with cracked ice and serve in a tall glass with a stem DUBONNET IS: A sweet, French aperitif made from fortified wine, herbs, and spices, including quinine, which is the interesting part It was invented in 1846 as a more palatable way to consume quinine [kwai-nine] which fights malaria but is very bitter Same reason tonic water exists (gin &amp; tonic) The Queen of England likes to start her day with a modified gin and Dubonnet with 2 shots Dubonnet and 1 shot dry London gin</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Since we talked about the Constructicons Rising IDW comic, here's Mike’s interview with artist Livio Ramondelli: https://soundcloud.com/mikeseibertradio/episode-244-the-kill-lock-livio-ramondelli-interview</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That time Mike and Seattle radio personality Gregr played with Combiner Wars Devastator https://1077theend.radio.com/blogs/gregr/transformers-make-their-way-kent-wa-cybfest-nw-2019-and-fandom-excellent</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS I tried to find a drink from this book that originated in Bali, but the closest I could find after an hour of flipping through the book was one from the northern Philippines, which, granted the distance between the two is 1700 miles. I’m sure there’s a Singapore Sling in here, but the fucked up 1930s way the index is laid out makes it impossible to quickly reference anything THE INSECTICON BAGUIO (bog-yo) SKIN (pg. 14) In a well-stemmed wine glass put: · 1 tsp sugar dissolved in a trifle of water · 1 dash orange bitters · On top of this place 2 thin slices of lime · 3 large ice cubes · Then 1 shot of Bacardi (gold) Stir with a bar spoon and serve as-is with a final dusting of grated nutmeg on top “We consider this one of the finest possible, and find that 1 pair of orange or jasmine blossoms starred in each glass lends the true tropical, fragrant touch that guests like.” I added some blossoms from my Meyer Lemon tree.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2020/1/11/118-countdown-to-extinction-shoot-up-the-club</loc>
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      <image:caption>Check out our buddy’s journal, soon-to-be podcast! https://anchor.fm/david-cabal/episodes/Retro-Cabal-Pilot-e9umpv</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>JIGGER, BEAKER, &amp; GLASS MEGATRON’S SPACEBRIDGE PUNCH (taken from the SHANGHAI COSSACK PUNCH) pg. 55 I wanted to try to redeem myself with a hot punch, as our last one wasn’t very popular, and I wanted something warm and invigorating for the Thanksgiving season. · 1 c brandy · ½ c triple sec · 2 c hot tea · ½ c dark rum · Juice of 2 lemons · 2/3 tsp orgeat syrup · Orange flower water</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/11/17/114-war-of-the-dinobots-meteorinni-chiperonni</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #114: WAR OF THE DINOBOTS - METEORINNI CHIPERONNI</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/11/3/113-fire-on-the-mountain-also-tfcon-dc</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #113: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ALSO, TFCON DC</image:title>
      <image:caption>TFCon DC!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #113: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ALSO, TFCON DC</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Sloppy Skyfire Mojito</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #113: FIRE ON THE MOUNTAIN - ALSO, TFCON DC</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/10/6/112-sos-dinobots-brontosaurus-or-brontosauraint</loc>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Dinobot Knickerbocker Punch! Recipe below.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1570492617461-K3UTRQNINTM2JT1FONTT/TFC-DC-2019-Announcement.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>We’re doing a panel at TFCon DC! Friday, October 25 at 8:15! Be there and be square. Come see us sit in person!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>What is with Prime’s legs?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Is this drawing good or bad? Aaron and Ryan disagree.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>There really are some weird scenes where the Dinobots are super toy-accurate.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan likes the design of the fat dude.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hound and Prime Bluetooth.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
      <image:caption>Every. Single. Autobot. Is miscolored.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #112: S.O.S. DINOBOTS - BRONTOSAURUS OR BRONTOSAURAIN'T?</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/9/25/111-fire-in-the-sky</loc>
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    <lastmod>2020-12-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #111: FIRE IN THE SKY - THE RUSSIAN VESSEL TOUR</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Skyfire Tewahdiddle! Recipe below.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #111: FIRE IN THE SKY - THE RUSSIAN VESSEL TOUR</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #111: FIRE IN THE SKY - THE RUSSIAN VESSEL TOUR</image:title>
      <image:caption>THE SKYFIRE TEWAHDIDDLE!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #111: FIRE IN THE SKY - THE RUSSIAN VESSEL TOUR</image:title>
      <image:caption>Be there and be square with us! We will have a panel Friday night right after the opening ceremony.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/9/17/110-divide-and-conquer-make-it-rain</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-22</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #110: DIVIDE &amp;amp; CONQUER - MAKE IT RAIN</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Cosmitron Champagne Cocktail! Recipe below.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #110: DIVIDE &amp;amp; CONQUER - MAKE IT RAIN</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #110: DIVIDE &amp;amp; CONQUER - MAKE IT RAIN</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #110: DIVIDE &amp;amp; CONQUER - MAKE IT RAIN</image:title>
      <image:caption>This was certainly inappropriate for a public school History class wall.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #110: DIVIDE &amp;amp; CONQUER - MAKE IT RAIN</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/9/3/109-roll-for-it-thats-the-broells-way</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-09-08</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Chip Chase Creole Fizz!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>We started a Patreon page!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Pride Starscream.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>And WTF is going on here?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nobody will ever think of just pushing “7.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>That’s not how you do that.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>I’ll be damned. They did exist.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Those seats are sweet.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #109: ROLL FOR IT - THAT'S THE BRO$ELLS WAY</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/8/18/108-transport-to-oblivion-megatron-what-happened</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #108: TRANSPORT TO OBLIVION - MEGATRON, WHAT HAPPENED?</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/8/10/107-mtmte-part-3-lets-get-outta-here</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-08-11</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #107: MTMTE PART 3: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jett’s dance party outfit.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #107: MTMTE PART 3: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tom Whalen’s Transformers poster from our friend @retrocabal.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #107: MTMTE PART 3: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #107: MTMTE PART 3: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Maybe weird hands just run in the Witwicky family.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #107: MTMTE PART 3: LET'S GET OUTTA HERE</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/7/25/106-mtmte-part-2-impressing-earth-kids</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-07-28</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #106: MTMTE PART 2 - IMPRESSING EARTH KIDS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Click the pic for links to Somerset Sews’ awesome stuff.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #106: MTMTE PART 2 - IMPRESSING EARTH KIDS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Play along with the boys!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #106: MTMTE PART 2 - IMPRESSING EARTH KIDS</image:title>
      <image:caption>The FORMER Verruckt Water Slide in KC, Missouri.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #106: MTMTE PART 2 - IMPRESSING EARTH KIDS</image:title>
      <image:caption>The biggest moose knuckle in the dam.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1564111498424-W2B484NB0QL7MG6RH77Q/Ep106_Starscream_Reflector.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #106: MTMTE PART 2 - IMPRESSING EARTH KIDS</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #106: MTMTE PART 2 - IMPRESSING EARTH KIDS</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/7/14/105-more-than-meets-the-eye</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2019-07-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #105: MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE</image:title>
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      <image:caption>The NAILs (Non-Aligned Indigenous Life-forms)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mt. Hood 50 miles outside of Portland.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>G1 Super-Size Coloring Activity Book</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-30</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE</image:title>
      <image:caption>We are coming! Be there and be square!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Best dumpling place in NYC.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Congratulations to All Hayl Megatron, winner of our SUPER POPULAR #GMyJoe challenge. Runners up to follow…</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Courtesy of Alphamagnus.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Professor Insane’s entry.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #104: THE FINAL JOEPISODE</image:title>
      <image:caption>And that’s Hieronymus Bosch.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #103: THE MAGGOT OF THE MOMENT</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/6/9/1025-bantersode</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-10</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/5/17/102-hard-on-joes</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-06-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #102: HARD ON, JOES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Will we or won’t we?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #102: HARD ON, JOES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Jett knows how to live. In the gutter.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #102: HARD ON, JOES</image:title>
      <image:caption>We have nothing to fear but…well actually there’s a ton of shit to fear out there DON’T RELAX!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #102: HARD ON, JOES</image:title>
      <image:caption>This looks like the best booze ad I’ve ever seen.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #102: HARD ON, JOES</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Terror Drome is definitely stealing power.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #102: HARD ON, JOES</image:title>
      <image:caption>See their YELP reviews!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #102: HARD ON, JOES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Tulum, Mexico!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #101: ONCE, A MAN!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Tiny hat.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-05-05</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Ryan · Muddled Mint (because he thinks he’s cool) · Gin (obvious reasons) · Simple syrup (because I may give him a hard time on twitter but he is a sweet guy) · To be served in a crystal glass, because Ryan knows what’s up with drink ware.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Aaron · Whiskey (a classy liquor for a classy guy) · Ginger ale (because he makes people feel better) · Berries (no reasons I just like berries) · A transformers toy (to give it that Aaron touch)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Caleb · The drink of the Everyman, a classic, a good beer. · Also it involves no preparation before the show, which Caleb will be thrilled about.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Joe-mosa I didn’t want to have to actually be creative because, it is GI Joe. · Champagne (nothing nice. I would suggest spending $10 or less on this, because it’s for GI joe) · Orange juice (come on, it’s a mimosa) · Vodka (maybe vodka will make the movie better. Once again don’t spend much money on it. Extra points if it comes in a plastic bottle) · To be served in a shitty plastic cup.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Ryan</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Aaron</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Caleb</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Joemosa</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://www.amazon.com/Transformers-Complete-Anniversary-Matrix-Leadership/dp/B002KJ7ODU</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #100: THE DARK AWAKENINGS CENTENNIAL</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/4/19/99-mothers-cobra-scare</loc>
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    <lastmod>2019-04-21</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 1953 Springfield, MO Cobra Scare.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Drink it!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1555800801868-VZJKJN8ZZW6DHQIQ4T0F/Capt_Martini_GIJoe_File_Card.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Join none of your fellow listeners and create your own Joe file card here: http://www.joecustoms.com/filecards/filecards.php</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Okay so yeah chimps are super buff.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
      <image:caption>See Ep#2 for why THIS is relevant!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1555792411529-Z235KA0OE5S7VMMGQN2V/Jimmy_Superfly_Snuka.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #99: MOTHER'S COBRA SCARE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Living Single. Put it in your eye holes.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2019/4/5/98-classic-sunbow-wrist-grab</loc>
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      <image:caption>This was Jett’s setup circa 1998.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Indiana Quatzequatels.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2019-02-28</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>YoJoe.com, your comprehensive G.I. Joe database.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I bought this print from the talented Holly Carden. I highly recommend it, and her artwork.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>G.I. Joe writer Larry Hama (left) in “The Korean Surgeon” episode of M.A.S.H. (1976).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Finest: A G.I. Joe Costume Club. Clickthrough on the pic to visit their website.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #94: AUTO-YO-DECEPTI-JOE!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Caleb may not care about fine literature, but I know YOU do! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey%27s_Paw</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Halloween 2009. You’ve seen his downstairs mix-up!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>“That’s not fair…there was time now…” Actually this is a super sad episode where, for some reason, everyone thinks reading is terrible.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Melody gives this her highest possible recommendation. Hmmmm…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>That’s…well that’s just awful.</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2018-12-09</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2018-12-02</lastmod>
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    <lastmod>2018-11-22</lastmod>
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      <image:caption>The animation in this episode is really good, but, c’mon, this is the best/worst illustration of Predaking ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We implore you, if you only do one thing today, listen to our podcast, but if you do two things, go to Lake Charles Music and watch Ed Fruge’s amazing commercials.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Wayne Gacy’s place; 26 boys buried in the house, 7 in the river. I’m gonna go see this place when we’re in Chicago. It looks like the following picture now.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>8213 W. Summerdale Ave., Chicago, IL, 60656</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I have this print! Highly recommend. Click on the picture for her store.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The H.H. Holmes Murder Castle. For more reading I highly recommend “Devil in the White City.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #80: 'TIL ALL ARE ONE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>The site of the Murder Castle today: 611 W 63rd St, Chicago, IL 60621, United States</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1539038522373-HASBTA2RL91H8DFS9GB5/Little_Mermaid_VHS_Cover_1990.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #80: 'TIL ALL ARE ONE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sea cock!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/9/30/movie-night</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-10-01</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/9/21/80-the-eyes-have-it</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1537619980985-WXZM97ID2ZXLEXC80EE0/Transformers_the_Movie_Fathom.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
      <image:caption>Come see it with us! https://www.fathomevents.com/events/the-transformers-1986-movie-event?gclid=CjwKCAjwlejcBRAdEiwAAbj6KR8PW8eUkEsKZN8ZhWGFQtvpZY32_4hm_BylFqSTxEVTbxTEZhVVUBoCJwoQAvD_BwE</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1537622505110-B3O92KSC9VN0SNLOCC28/Rodimus_Matrix.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
      <image:caption>You got the Touch!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1537624034888-VLV14H9UWLU6YZMYR7UU/Unicron_Left_Right_Eye.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
      <image:caption>That is clearly a left eye.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1537676740896-DHN0YAHR9G5I4CK58HJF/Out_of_the_Eye+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://tfwiki.net/wiki/The_Transformers_(Marvel_comic)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1537623916462-PNOL4N73MPO2UIF5XV77/Hearts_of_Steel_1b.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Hearts_of_Steel</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1537624003682-LW6BMG9UZZDGX7VXBABM/Transformers_Guido_Guidi.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1539038647455-TZ52QOX416BUD08LCI15/Autobot_Essense.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #79: THE EYES HAVE IT</image:title>
      <image:caption>“I took a bath in Matrix energy…and then I…my skin is so much softer…and then I exfoliated with Autobot Essence…whatever.”</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/8/27/78-unicronenberg</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-09-22</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1537073769455-XKSRPVPMADW9YS0Z35P9/Rodimus_Matrix.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #78: UNICRONENBERG</image:title>
      <image:caption>Now…light our darkest hour!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1536897579724-X3JAGGZBIEUA4GGV8NCF/Transformers_the_Movie_Fathom.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #78: UNICRONENBERG</image:title>
      <image:caption>We will be there and we hope all our listeners and fans of the movie get a chance to attend as well!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/8/27/77-cold-hearted-matrix</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-09-09</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1536427580842-6B48WHYLE7JLETVN1WQ8/The_Box_Music_TV.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #77: COLD HEARTED MATRIX</image:title>
      <image:caption>What an interesting concept. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Box_(U.S._TV_channel)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1536430164059-O0COO4Z0KVLD3N8K5HV7/Optimus_Prime_Death_Issue_75.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #77: COLD HEARTED MATRIX</image:title>
      <image:caption>Marvel Comics issue #75 "On the Edge of Extinction." Optimus is bathed in Matrix energy so his death is long and suffering. Those books are gruesome, man.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/8/24/76-choked-out-autobrat</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-09-08</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1535845461139-0JMPETAXR9KQFMZRCVYF/TFCon_2018_Chicago.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #76: CHOKED OUT AUTOBRAT</image:title>
      <image:caption>WE WILL BE HERE!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1536370613664-HJR9FQHAOXPTUSJ4W2IS/Autobutt_Plug.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #76: CHOKED OUT AUTOBRAT</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/8/24/75-blast-it-son</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-08-26</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1535251156387-1CYM2BDS2M7TWXTJOF4E/Fern_Charlotte%27s_Web.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #75: BLAST IT, SON!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan's first, but certainly not last, childhood cartoon crush.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1535251600424-EGFU49BINEQEH006YQ4W/COPS_Bulletproof.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #75: BLAST IT, SON!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ugh. Yeeeaaah...that is an ugly ass toy.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1535251872418-ZUO1NC0F8P051CHSY77N/TFCON_Chicago_2018_APDC.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #75: BLAST IT, SON!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Have we mentioned we will have a presentation at TFCon? We will only mention it like 8 more times! Come see us!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1535254884300-OL5DFNYVZ11L6BDO3YXO/Beachcomber+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #75: BLAST IT, SON!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Another throwaway Autobot death?</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/8/16/title-tbd</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-08-20</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1534781051228-VM7ADQ0FEBCPY3Q5MXT0/Chess_by_Mail_Card+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #74: UNICRON WATERSLIDE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Playing chess through the mail is called "correspondence chess," and there are tournaments. Each player has 30 days of "reflection time" per 10 moves. Wild.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1534631711027-17U2UGNJOX0X86MMAUS6/star-trek-3D-chess.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #74: UNICRON WATERSLIDE</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-dimensional_chess</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1534631867072-Y0TX8RZ3TR2091I1L46Y/JLP_Make_It_So.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #74: UNICRON WATERSLIDE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Make it so.  https://variety.com/2018/tv/news/star-trek-patrick-stewart-picard-cbs-all-access-1202895410/</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1534632035447-UF863A1S6ULCKYIFEFBU/TFCon_Chicago_2018.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #74: UNICRON WATERSLIDE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Come see us at TFCON! We will have 55 minutes at the con where we will do...something! https://www.tfcon.com/guests</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #74: UNICRON WATERSLIDE</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1534632774307-G1PHJRT1RB0ZSK0AZ7DU/TF_Mystery_of_Convoy_Famicom.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #74: UNICRON WATERSLIDE</image:title>
      <image:caption>That's right, your friendly, neighborhood APDC Team owns a copy of the worst Famicom game that has ever been. Wait, does that say, "Mystery of COMVOY?" With an "M?" Get it together, Japan.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #74: UNICRON WATERSLIDE</image:title>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/7/27/me-need-new-strategy</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-08-16</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1533959663287-QOSWIN9C75SY5UYDJS4H/Last_Drive_In_Shudder_1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan and West's 24 hour horror marathon. Also, with a little dog.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>The annotated version.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>"We called 'em "baldies."</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Best weekend ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>http://www.earwolf.com/episode/sleepaway-camp/</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1533961542028-KX1XCS9NVBR4OOJTCLMW/45db70b8-f118-43e4-84e9-4c6eb4164f50-adult-camp.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Adult Summer Camps!!! https://www.elitedaily.com/p/5-adult-summer-camps-that-have-the-adventure-youve-been-looking-for-9247153</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1533961721433-U9JJHYGJWMVC2GKC17LL/michela_buttignol_tal_notes_on_camp_final.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>THIS AMERICAN LIFE Notes on Summer Camp. Holy cats, this podcast episode is 20 years old.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Grimlock head designs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>It is a nice looking unit. But...$319.00, tho. Yeeeeess.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #73: ME NEED NEW STRATEGY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aaron's DX9 Gabriel. NOT $319.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/7/27/72-not-by-a-decepticon</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-08-24</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #72: NOT BY A DECEPTICON</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1533482741635-EHOEIF7HACCWC5ATPQLL/owooda-garfield-in-paradise.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #72: NOT BY A DECEPTICON</image:title>
      <image:caption>Just one in a long string of animated females I was/am attracted to. Titties.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1533402131681-3Z1IAKMHAWXU5JMWZ7LR/TFCon_Toronto_2018_Drink_Menu.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #72: NOT BY A DECEPTICON</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is cute. https://www.tfcon.ca/</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1533403045833-D8FBTTCUH6C9PGX6E4FZ/Ryan_Shockwave_Cocktail.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #72: NOT BY A DECEPTICON</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #72: NOT BY A DECEPTICON</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/7/27/71-reverse-kamikaze-play</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-07-29</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1532749669169-W8XHDQYYR9HKRXB8EO1Y/APDC_Podcast_Springfield_Business_Journal.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #71: REVERSE KAMIKAZE?!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Our Friendly, Neighborhood Caleb just enjoying his everyday business periodical...say, what's this? The Autopod Decepticast, you say?</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1532750721051-CKUVICEFCCC3UH4TYP96/TFCon_Chicago_2018.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #71: REVERSE KAMIKAZE?!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>We will be there, or be square! https://www.tfcon.com/</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1532890300715-JRQAHZVJDEQ58WAYGFMV/kup_i_want_you_copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #71: REVERSE KAMIKAZE?!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>As seen...apparently...at Retcon 2018!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>FB post:  https://www.facebook.com/retconTF/photos/pcb.648860742121321/648860668787995/?type=3&amp;theater</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #71: REVERSE KAMIKAZE?!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://tformers.com/sdcc-2018-siege-war-for-cybertron-transformers-toys/33930/news.html</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #71: REVERSE KAMIKAZE?!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://maastoys.com/</image:caption>
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    <lastmod>2023-02-23</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #70: JAGGED LITTLE DECEPTIPILL</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #70: JAGGED LITTLE DECEPTIPILL</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh dear lord it's still a thing.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #70: JAGGED LITTLE DECEPTIPILL</image:title>
      <image:caption>This thing has seen some shit. Literally.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #70: JAGGED LITTLE DECEPTIPILL</image:title>
      <image:caption>Always good for drinking with your specter friends. https://www.houlihans.com/my-houlihans/springfield-(republic-rd)</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/7/7/69</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-09-16</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>Turns out Caleb and Ryan are just not that into pop-culture mash-ups.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh. Oh, no thank you.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ooooh, fact-checking how far you can see to the horizon on Earth. Fascinating.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>A steam engine governor. BALLS TO THE WALL!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>The original Ultra Magnus really did look like Orion Pax.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>Cybertron's (Primus's) robot form.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>Starscream gives good head.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #69: SOIXANTE-NEUF</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, constant listener, it's finally time for our man Caleb's promo card artwork movie moment!</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/7/7/68-no-matrix-holes</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-07-14</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan must have gotten his girlfriend West something else for Xmas, but damned if anyone, least of all West. Get your own Nut Bowl here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aaron would like one of these, maybe 4" across. Perhaps you could go through Jacob the Jeweler. Credit where credit is due; this pic is from Cally Karishokka's Deviant Art page. Go check it out.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
      <image:caption>I pity the fool who colludes with the Chaos Bringer!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Geoff Senior is the best. @geoffsenior4</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Boris Vallejo. Caleb thinks he's so smart. With his...knowledge.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #68: GALVATRON'S JESUS PIECE</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Jesiust of Pieces.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/6/17/67-the-toughest-stain-of-all</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-07-01</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #67: THE TOUGHEST STAIN OF ALL</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disaster</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #67: THE TOUGHEST STAIN OF ALL</image:title>
      <image:caption>Eliminate even the toughest stains? Is this a Mandela Effect scenario?</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/6/17/66-cock-a-doodle-doo</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-06-25</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #66: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>After re-watching several of these, Ryan has decided Rocky and Rocky 2 should switch places on his list.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #66: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #66: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #66: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #66: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan's right.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #66: COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!!</image:title>
      <image:caption>This.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/6/17/65-title-tbd</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-06-17</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #65: INTERGALACTIC DISCO PARTY</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/cannes-keanu-reeves-alex-winter-reteaming-bill-ted-3-1107419</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #65: INTERGALACTIC DISCO PARTY</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/5/17/64-spring-into-action</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-06-10</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1528339278895-PZ2MNE6JF1N1M37WTGHT/Galloping_Goose_MC.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galloping_Goose_Motorcycle_Club</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1528341594194-EOC9AGCX0P2ZUQVGPE4B/Bruce_Vilanch.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
      <image:caption>He is a legit writing legend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Vilanch</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roaches check in...but they don't check out.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1528341160608-NTIWDH6S6QKHQQANZX8T/Sabre_Fencing_Parry_Positions.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aaron and Ryan really did have an amazing fencing scene in Drama class.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1528428424139-JLK16IK7V1HHC32YU1H0/Autobot_Triple_Changers.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1528499086914-FIV31103VQXRWBPXM0CG/Wreck_Gar_Eyes_Script_Deviations.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #64: SPRING INTO ACTION</image:title>
      <image:caption>Oh ye gods.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/5/17/63-end-of-the-line-valentine</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-06-03</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #63: END OF THE LINE, VALENTINE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Much to Ryan's chagrin, it seems like the Nazi gynoid program may be completely apocryphal: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borghild_Project</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1527993548617-8BRKIXTP9JLKHIWADS5C/Junkion_Rollcall.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #63: END OF THE LINE, VALENTINE!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Junkion roll call!!!</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/5/17/62-munching-metal</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-05-27</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #62: MUNCHING METAL</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #62: MUNCHING METAL</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #62: MUNCHING METAL</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sharkie transformation.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/5/17/61-making-an-entrance</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-05-20</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/5/13/60-bowling-for-sharkies</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-05-15</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #60: BOWLING FOR SHARKIES!</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #60: BOWLING FOR SHARKIES!</image:title>
      <image:caption>There was a time when, if you wanted to watch TV, you had to watch shit like this.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1526245855481-WI1WV1G5TDW0C3UZJF4W/Romance_front+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #60: BOWLING FOR SHARKIES!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan made this a t-shirt for Caleb's favorite NES game, the most boring video game that's ever been.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1526249608535-6EBAZ33OS3YTB1OW5CA6/1984_Arcade_Springfield_MO.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #60: BOWLING FOR SHARKIES!</image:title>
      <image:caption>The 1984 Arcade in Springfield, MO. This place is awesome. $7.50 all-you-can-play.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/4/21/59-demolition-derby</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-05-06</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1525564936667-NFLHESKWWZ70KZZ8G3U6/WeirdAl_2018_FBYoast.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #59: DEMOLITION DERBY</image:title>
      <image:caption>WE SAW WEIRD AL!!! In Springfield at the Gillioz Theater.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1525628297031-B08YNF4TFUQ2YROM2Y12/Juke_Joint_Springfield_MO.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #59: DEMOLITION DERBY</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here is the Juke Joint FB tribute page. R.I.P.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1525565351504-5J54X6HQL7JT27D813DN/David_Parker_Ray_Toybox_Killer.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #59: DEMOLITION DERBY</image:title>
      <image:caption>David Parker Ray, The Toy-box Killer. It's...it's certainly not as fun as the hyphenated word implies.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #59: DEMOLITION DERBY</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://www.riptapparel.com/collections/quintessos-exclusive?product=Mens&amp;color=Navy</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1525566722477-KUWZ6Y29G3EY0IBYE2EP/The_Great_Influenza.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #59: DEMOLITION DERBY</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://www.amazon.com/Great-Influenza-Deadliest-Pandemic-History/dp/0143036491</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/4/21/58-ultra-mikeness</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-05-06</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1524980394626-9QJB4OEK1HSX1VFTDT4L/Mike_Seibert_APDC.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #58: ULTRA MIKENESS</image:title>
      <image:caption>Special thanks to Mike Seibert of Mike Seibert Radio for joining us on this episode. Transformers: The Movie is his favorite movie and he had lots of great content to contribute to this epic minute. Mike interviewed us on episode 150 of his show released on April 10th. Go check it out! For more great TF content, check out Mike on this live radio special on KGRG-FM:  https://soundcloud.com/mikeseibertradio/the-mmad-transformers-the-movie-30th-anniversary-celebration  Need more sweet TF content? Well how about this interview with The Cybertronic Spree, a TFTM-inspired band: http://www.kgrg.com/episode/cybertronic-warrior-mike-interviews-the-cybertronic-spree/  https://soundcloud.com/mikeseibertradio/episode-153-rampage-pacific-rim-uprising-with-killing-spree</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1524981954237-B2YBQADXDNPD432W6H22/Star_Trek_Generations_Mike_Seibert.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #58: ULTRA MIKENESS</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1524982964105-6XOWOCYTBUI9X8NDDS0A/20180409_203124.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #58: ULTRA MIKENESS</image:title>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #58: ULTRA MIKENESS</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/4/16/57-dangerousdanieldealsdamage</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-04-23</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1524519625620-D052VOV5CXS5KI3CI01O/Larroquette_Ryan.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #57: DANGEROUS DANIEL DEALS DAMAGE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan spent 3 hours on Sunday creating this little photo shoot. That's pretty much all you need to know about what it's like to be friends with Ryan.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1524519739063-MK5BPMEA8FGDWV020TAU/Arsenio_Carter.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #57: DANGEROUS DANIEL DEALS DAMAGE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Arsenio Carter.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/4/12/56-title-tbd</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-04-21</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1523682525733-O685B8FYJ6QEKO4RL5TV/Wedding_Fight.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #56: GO FOR THE GUSTO</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wow, this was almost exactly 15 years ago. We would have been in our mid-20s.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/4/6/55-the-wild-douche-of-quintessa</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-04-14</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1523135696019-C115G7BALIQICG5Q2AH3/250px-Wheelieg1.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #55: THE WILD DOUCHE OF QUINTESSA</image:title>
      <image:caption>Why didn't we get this version of Wheelie in the movie? He's much better in the Big Looker book.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1523731544263-Q19SOBVZCNXAA9VRG3X5/Caleb_1991+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #55: THE WILD DOUCHE OF QUINTESSA</image:title>
      <image:caption>Here's our man Caleb rockin' that sweet Apparatus sweater with the patches. He tore up that junior high dance.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/3/31/beryllium-bologna-cesium-salami</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-04-02</lastmod>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #54: MOCKERY OF JUST US</image:title>
      <image:caption>Get it HERE!</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1522540479442-WGV1DSP0770I894QYT1M/TF_Sketch.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #54: MOCKERY OF JUST US</image:title>
      <image:caption>We are almost positive this is Aaron's youthful artwork.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1522540569974-VNDZGXHBQ0SAO4MZWS06/Moto_Autobot+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #54: MOCKERY OF JUST US</image:title>
      <image:caption>One of Ryan's actually pretty decent original Transformer designs from junior year of high school (1995).</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1522541475449-G1DX9DLUA8VDN9CSSCQL/Grinch_Key_Party.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #54: MOCKERY OF JUST US</image:title>
      <image:caption>There 100% was a key party going on in the live-action Grinch movie.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1522547744983-HU2G2141ZNDIYN9CM3V7/Triple_Alliance_pg33_edit.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #54: MOCKERY OF JUST US</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1522547787746-T6P1FH6SF08SCH3I37J3/Triple_Alliance_pg36_edit.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #54: MOCKERY OF JUST US</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/3/23/53-the-last-lithonian</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1521872921948-0MQ1GJ8CJ0YOW63C7YBD/will_je_suis.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #53: THE LAST LITHONIAN</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1521874963094-J86VEK5D7WXI2CFPT44O/Lobster_Boy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #53: THE LAST LITHONIAN</image:title>
      <image:caption>Grady Stiles, a horrible, terrible, no good, very bad man.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1521908607184-K7AWP331FB2ZG1TSVN9S/TFTM_rosencrantz-and-guildenstern.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #53: THE LAST LITHONIAN</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, of Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam fame.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1521910431529-KTKTP01VSFV3P3DYUXLR/ETT016.Transformers.Optimus.Variant_2048x.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #53: THE LAST LITHONIAN</image:title>
      <image:caption>Aaron, Caleb, and Ryan each got one of these variant LPs. Once all are one there will be pics from the podcast studio, AKA "The Ark."</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/3/17/52-hot-rod-and-the-kup</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-03-19</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1521328934444-30FE5IN5Q8SMOBKS0FYG/Wheelie_Big_Looker.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #52: HOT ROD AND THE KUP</image:title>
      <image:caption>Everyone's favorite Transformer Wheelie makes his first appearance. Ryan had this Big Looker book, which actually makes Wheelie seem interesting and not the worst character before Jar Jar Binks.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1521329230960-QFVYUO6G98ATB8FG501B/Blaster_comics+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #52: HOT ROD AND THE KUP</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1521393313188-VA0EJKF9V4T1TUX5NQGH/Quintesson.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #52: HOT ROD AND THE KUP</image:title>
      <image:caption>Floro Dery's original and final Quintesson design.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/3/9/51-universal-greeting</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-04-04</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1520704518354-MDQTEDCAGSPFQL4V80LG/G.I.Joe_Shuttle_Complex.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #51: UNIVERSAL GREETING</image:title>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1520712264728-WWM2TXXE4ALMAW63BA1S/Couch_Wars.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #51: UNIVERSAL GREETING</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan's Great Couch Wars of 1987. There's a lot going on here, Transformers, Voltron, Star Wars, ThunderCats, M.A.S.K., and some I can't remember. Rock Lords! And notice the bouncy hobby horse in the right corner of the first picture.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1520712603166-O2ZUSM2U4G7P2ITE3K9C/Hot_Rod_bird_legs.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #51: UNIVERSAL GREETING</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hot Rod's crazy bird legs from Episode 10.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1522862710852-G2QE9V7BC2WT8PIFVN9R/Voltron_Castle.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #51: UNIVERSAL GREETING</image:title>
      <image:caption>It was this castle that stood in for a Transformers base in Aaron's childhood.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/3/1/50-universal-greeting</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-03-09</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1520148495083-G5ZGKE7HMO3SS2IMHAB8/Proxima_Centari.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #50: ENTER THE JUNKIONS</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://www.space.com/35549-proxima-centauri-mission-solar-sail.html</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/2/22/clip-show</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-03-03</lastmod>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/2/17/49</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/2/10/48-brace-for-impact</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-02-12</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1518399508561-W8TS4P1EMPWFRRY8GBRD/Logo-150.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #48: BRACE FOR IMPACT!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Shout out to our new sponsor, Bro Sells! We don't know what they do, but the $5 in dimes they gave us secures them some premium APDC airtime.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1518340490180-9WSYRJCWYT9AXOJEFCI4/Amazon_butt_plug.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #48: BRACE FOR IMPACT!</image:title>
      <image:caption>For that special someone.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1518341064257-2IW5SNJUHBWFQ8FDSYHZ/butt_bling.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #48: BRACE FOR IMPACT!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Exactly as described.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #48: BRACE FOR IMPACT!</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is where Ryan decided there should be a TV.</image:caption>
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    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/2/3/47-waterworld-2</loc>
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    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517712910787-DZATMLF5EOBM6JS79DO6/Kup_Eyes.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #47: WATERWORLD 2</image:title>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517716576565-HM5MRGYOARS5KWO1Z9O3/Floro_Dery_Quintessan_Claw.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #47: WATERWORLD 2</image:title>
      <image:caption>Grabbers!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517721124976-5DLGRQQNKLM503QPQ40N/Peeper_Fish+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #47: WATERWORLD 2</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan's Floro Dery-esque design for the "CURIOUS METALLIC "PEEPER" FISH. The fish are cigar-shaped, long nosed, one-eyed and they PEEP, PEEP, PEEP like tinny chickens..."</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517722587896-Y8OV45NH1MKY3SUAZDXO/TF_Gears_Spiderman_issue_3.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #47: WATERWORLD 2</image:title>
      <image:caption>Learn more HERE. It is much more interesting than Aaron's reaction to Ryan's description appears to portray it.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/1/26/46-water-world</loc>
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    <lastmod>2018-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517077592802-B8KZQF65HTFRM2G3JF5T/Garfield_His_9_Lives_Cover.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #46: WATER WORLD</image:title>
      <image:caption>This book is so fucked up.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517077732285-VZVICRTHUT0389138MLO/Mario_Pipe_Fish.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #46: WATER WORLD</image:title>
      <image:caption>Damn, that Mario pipe just straight up ate that fish.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517109868358-4230HCMXEAJGBCZS6PL3/Broken_Hot_Rod.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #46: WATER WORLD</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lobotomized Hot Rod.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1517109901579-RCNLAISHJQEU2U6ZCBR1/Sunsurge_and_Sunstreaker+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #46: WATER WORLD</image:title>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/1/20/45</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-01-28</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516474089616-7V9UWDWMN9C7LTWIYYA5/ALF_Crack.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3131715/ALF-star-Max-Wright-looks-dishevelled-new-photos-two-decades-sitcom-ended.html</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516475793292-CSEYOELFRG1MD3IWRETY/Garfield_Without_Garfield.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516476796618-YNRGEGGH0V4OUUKFK6WB/Wesley_Sweater.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wesley Crusher = Gene Roddenberry's Mary Sue. Also, I like Wesley. And he got to kiss Ashley Judd.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516477241828-Q4XEFCC0MDOXB41N1HY5/Weird_Al_Gillioz.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>SOLD OUT! Too late for you, Aaron!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516480627906-JTQ7EPLHUC5SHIE24YUU/The_Toys_That_Made_Us.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>Only on Netflix. It's so great. https://twitter.com/toysthatmadeus</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516481101509-86CMFN5Y1QJ2W3QQVV9I/wise-puppet.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>"Door Ladder" is my favorite thing ever.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516481499346-TI7W0PCNIFFWOPPYZD49/GLOW.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GLOW_(TV_series)</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1516481605026-VGSBVDGL7SDAFYN6CMFA/Racist_Bugs.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #45: JUNK HUNT</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yeah, we were just watching Looney Tunes on YouTube and it almost immediately became racist. History is unfortunate.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/1/13/44-emergency-separation</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1515909605095-545PBBWM63SWVN5LEGE9/USS_Discovery_Star_Trek_Planet_of_the_Titans.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #44: EMERGENCY SEPARATION!</image:title>
      <image:caption>At the time of recording none of us had seen Star Trek Discovery, so Ryan was shocked when he DISCOVERED that the design for the USS Enterprise from the defunct "Planet of the Titans" motion picture (right) was re-purposed for the USS Discovery (left). It's still a cripplingly ugly vessel. But the new show is amazing.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1515924247744-JJA3ZVCH7RH086RSPWZM/vegemite.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #44: EMERGENCY SEPARATION!</image:title>
      <image:caption>It's...it's not good. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2018/1/6/43-asdfasf</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-01-10</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1515310330097-XB106OYSRQZ08ENW4YW4/Reverse-polarity-protection-diode.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #43: POLARITIES INVERTED</image:title>
      <image:caption>We inverted polarities! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ReversePolarity</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/12/28/42-title-tbd</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-01-01</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514684111517-QVCI8KV2F31RSY0EF776/douglas_adams_.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #42: ICK YACK ADVENTURES</image:title>
      <image:caption>The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514684352906-858WSBF9E04LR1S8A3FP/Swoop_Dong.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #42: ICK YACK ADVENTURES</image:title>
      <image:caption>This illustration is...awkward.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514684651109-J1MUP5QXO50A96E9U91O/Figment_Disneyworld_Ick_Yak.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #42: ICK YACK ADVENTURES</image:title>
      <image:caption>We can't be the first to draw the comparison between Figment from EPCOT and his hillbilly cousin, the Ick-Yak.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514684818851-NY6QHMI1EB168XXDQG2B/Decipher_the_Decepticon.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #42: ICK YACK ADVENTURES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Decipher the Decepticon sweepstakes.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514686302093-2KKGKEM45A20JLN8DXWA/MichaelBell.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #42: ICK YACK ADVENTURES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Michael Bell, voice actor.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514686422167-TWCCLDKGBPUTL42QQ6GL/Nothing_But_Trouble_hot_dog.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #42: ICK YACK ADVENTURES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Stay tuned after the show for Aaron's tale of working in a country club stag bar in the early 2000s.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514778590645-CCRARLE8SRCQTP4B15X2/Ladybird_Transformers_the_Movie_book.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #42: ICK YACK ADVENTURES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan just purchased a copy of this book, but it's shipping from the UK, so hopefully there will be more Ladybird book content on an upcoming episode.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/12/22/41-this-is-the-fun-part</loc>
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    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514093732560-VYQPA0KP2S8A8SBLLJQ6/Apollo_10_transcript+copy.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #41: THIS IS THE FUN PART</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ryan was close; it was the Apollo 10 crew who debated the turd identity. The contention was between Commander Tom Stafford (CDR) and Lunar Module Pilot Eugene A. Cernan (LMP).</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514094784829-O3LCWOMR9GZUXZTA6ISK/NASA_fecal_collector.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #41: THIS IS THE FUN PART</image:title>
      <image:caption>An Apollo-era NASA fecal collector!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514094820833-J2N8IQ8XG2TH86IWMPW8/seed_bowl.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #41: THIS IS THE FUN PART</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yup. That's a thing that exists, and that Ryan felt appropriate to gift his girlfriend. Sorry, ladies, he's taken!</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514102151060-GAW2IX8KGK89D86R0N68/Springer_Arcee_Wrist_Grab.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #41: THIS IS THE FUN PART</image:title>
      <image:caption>The only acceptable Arcee wrist-grab in the whole movie.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514155403692-E9NNPFN3BPF1MS2W3DAK/Dilithium_crystals.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #41: THIS IS THE FUN PART</image:title>
      <image:caption>Do they regenerate? I do not believe so.  Also, I love that scientists want Star Trek to happen.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1514155831506-R1MR0CBGYWQ58WS8OIRB/carbombya.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #41: THIS IS THE FUN PART</image:title>
      <image:caption>Yup. This horribly racist thing comes up again.</image:caption>
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  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/12/16/40-war-stories</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-12-25</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1513484673792-IKMZ9AQ4KP1V6ID32SA5/17.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #40: WAR STORIES</image:title>
      <image:caption>I implore you, people, please heart Caleb's tweets. His emotional  well-being is heavily tied to positive reinforcement.</image:caption>
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      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1513484753471-ALOSHK0767DZKJYLW7HZ/D_is_for_Daniel.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #40: WAR STORIES</image:title>
      <image:caption>See above.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/12/9/39</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-12-10</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1512884699915-7ZBXKJ10U19UFX8VFYGP/VHS-and-Betamax-comparison.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #39: GET TO THE SHUTTLES!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Looks like I (Ryan) was regurgitating the old chestnut of the adult film industry being the deciding factor with little basis. Here's a good explanation. The short version? VHS was much cheaper and you could record 2 hours versus 1 on Betamax.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/12/2/38</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2017-12-06</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1512431242538-M4IH7XS8NRQ7DJD5S4B2/harry_mudd_Roger_C_Carmel.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #38: TO EARTH!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Roger C. Carmel is Cyclonus, probably best known as Harry Mudd on Star Trek the original series.</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1512527308966-9NM7WUAU29DJV1TSNNJO/fortress_maximus_as_autobot_city.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #38: TO EARTH!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Great design by Floro Dery when Fortress Maximus was meant to be Autobot City.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/11/24/37-cursed-consumption</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-12-08</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1511592596192-ZHJZ39WZ8S4IAU6T3EVT/Stan_Jones.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #37: CURSED CONSUMPTION</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gordon Stanley "Stan" Jones, voice actor for Scourge and many, many other classic 80s characters.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/11/19/36-bid-adieu-to-moon-2</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2020-06-28</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1511147761213-A70DFXFJMPUJI3A3BV2N/Dan_Gilvezan.png</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #36: BID ADIEU TO MOON 2</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dan Gilvezan, the voice of Bumblebee! https://www.amazon.com/Bumblebee-Me-Life-G1-Transformer/dp/1467929565</image:caption>
    </image:image>
  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/11/10/35-eatin-moonpies</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2022-10-17</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1510585814281-UT312TNFV5GVEEWOKFT3/Transformers_Big_Looker_%233_Insecticons_Attack.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #35: EATIN' MOONPIES</image:title>
      <image:caption>This is the children's book Caleb was talking about, part of the Transformers series by Big Looker.</image:caption>
    </image:image>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1510587214047-LNVI9UAEXUJDS5SSUAD4/Microbots_impulse_ride.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #35: EATIN' MOONPIES</image:title>
      <image:caption>Episode #34 of the show, "Microbots," where Perceptor, Bumblebee, and Brawn appear to take a carnival ride inside Megatron.</image:caption>
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  </url>
  <url>
    <loc>https://www.autopoddecepticast.com/podcast/2017/11/2/34-starscreams-corpse</loc>
    <changefreq>monthly</changefreq>
    <priority>0.5</priority>
    <lastmod>2018-12-08</lastmod>
    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1509864675563-JBDWNHLKRZJWOGSNFIPR/Scourge.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #34: STARSCREAM'S CORPSE</image:title>
      <image:caption>We discuss this comparison at minute 33:07. Thoughts?</image:caption>
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    <image:image>
      <image:loc>https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/588443248419c2220e06daf8/1509865020167-JJ40RYI2343G3FWM55XZ/Introdump_decepticons_marvelus01.jpg</image:loc>
      <image:title>Autopod Decepticast: Podcast - #34: STARSCREAM'S CORPSE</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wanna read some comics, kids? How about an info-dump?! Also, what the shit is with Megatron's off-center insignia?</image:caption>
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